10 Months Ago Obama Didn’t Even Know How To Use A iPad…

….and he cuts in line and gets an iPad 2, so NOW he’ can be called “tech savvy”?…what a joke!! Just because a person has a lot of ‘tech toys’ doesn’t make him “tech savvy”and they are definitely NOT  words to describe Hussein Obama!! Check out the video below and you will see what I’m talking about…..PM



Obama Cuts in Line and Gets an iPad 2
Few would debate (Papa Mike WOULD LOVE TO DEBATE IT!! ) that President Barack Obama is the most tech savvy president in American history.Mr. Obama has a custom-rigged Blackberry and he has admitted to owning an iPod.Now the former law school professor law school lecturer is trying to prove his technical worth by telling reporters that not only does he own a computer — a MacBook Pro reportedly — but the leader of the free world also uses an iPad 2. AllNewsMac for what it’s worth is questioning how the president got his iPad. With Apple running shortages across the globe, it is safe to assume Mr. Obama was not waiting in line outside of an Apple store in Georgetown.


Video from May 2010

Anyone Weighing Over 350 Pounds Can Eat For FREE!


Fat Ho Burgers might seem to some like an unusual name for a restaurant, but its owner has defended her choice after coming under fire from local businesses. Lakita Evans is the mastermind behind the burger joint and its unconventional name, and said she had no intention of causing offence. ‘It’s not calling people a ho. It’s just like they say, “Oooh that ho is big,” or, “That ho is tight!”‘ Other local business owners don’t see it that way and the 23-year-old entrepreneur has come under criticism from the nearby Gospel Cafe, an eatery and bookshop run by religious volunteers.However, Ms Evans has defended the Fat Ho Café. The economy is bad somebody got to keep a sense of humor around here,’ she said.The burger restaurant, which serves the Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatline Fries, hit the headlines after saying anyone weighing over 350 pounds could eat for free.


Kicking Ass Since 1775….HOORAH!!


Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket… When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the “Toys for Tots” program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to  be severe.
After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw…injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after  stabbing the Marine.


Now that was a well written Police report!


Semper Fi!


Text Messaging Scam!!

This video describes text message scams commonly known as cramming. It highlights one company, JAWA.com (with CEO Jason Hope) that is being sued by Verizon for engaging in such practices. The charges appear on cell phone bills from AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile and other wireless providers


U.S. Department of Justice W E B S I T E C H A N G E


Little by little the subtle changes come until one day we will wake up and be the United Socialist States of America. 2012 is just around the corner so get and stay engaged as if our nation depended on it because it does!!!!!   U.S. Department of Justice ditches red, white, and blue stars and stripes.


Well, how interesting!  It seems the U.S. Department of Justice has changed its web site.Gone are the colorful red, white, and blue U.S. Flag decorations on the page,



Replaced by stark black and white.




And at the top of the page, is a rather interesting quote:”The common law is the will of mankind, issuing from the life of the people.”
Catchy, huh?  Just one tiny little (too small to be relevant obviously) point –the quote is from C. Wilfred Jenks, who in the 1930’s was a leading proponent of the “international law” movement, which had as its goal to impose a global common law and which backed ‘global workers’ rights.’
Call it Marxism, call it Progressivism, call it Socialism — under any of those names, it definitely makes the DOJ look corrupt in their new website with Marxist accessories to match.
See for yourself:  http://www.justice.gov/ <http://www.justice.gov/>


How very interesting that ‘they’ couldn’t find a nice quote from one of our Founders.  People, we have lost our Republic.  This is an example of the slow, methodical misuse of power our current government is doing as they lead us to socialism, and destroying our republic as we have known it.


Get ready for 2012  –




SOURCE …… Patriot Action Network

Thanks Denise

One of the reasons why I have DirecTV….Can’t afford Time Warner!

An Ohio man says Time Warner Cable told him he owed the company $16.4 million. Daniel DeVirgilio, of Beavercreek, says his payment was rejected because it wouldn’t cover the total. His bill is usually $80.DeVirgilio wanted to watch the NCAA basketball tournament’s Sweet 16 but didn’t expect it to cost a million dollars per team. He jokes he should have added Showtime to his channels because the charge of a few extra dollars doesn’t seem big in comparison.Time Warner says human error is to blame for the payment problem. Officials say a worker typed the wrong amount owed, and a letter to DeVirgilio was automatically generated. They’re working to resolve the issue.


The iPhone 5 Will Need To Be Fast In Order To Keep Pace With Android

SOURCE   iPhone5NewsBlog


iPhone users are generally satisfied with the speed of loading web pages. But a recent report reveals that the iPhone 4’s speed pales in comparison to Android-powered smartphone like the Nexus S. Find out why the iPhone 5 will have to up the ante on speed — or risk losing their market share.


Will the iPhone 5 be faster?


When it comes to mobile computing, speed might seem like a geeky obsession — something that the average smartphone, laptop, and tablet user isn’t too concerned about. Usually, the discussion of a smartphone’s speed at loading web pages is usually followed by a cavalcade of complex technical specs and cryptic geek-speak that the average Joe or Jane simply cannot relate to.


The fact is, however, that speed is important to all smartphone users — even if they don’t know it.

While tech-obsessed people might seek out faster technologies to show off to their other tech-obsessed friends, even the most clueless smartphone user has the expectation that, when they load a web page, it will load fast. Slow-loading pages, after all, don’t only frustrate the geeks of the world. In fact, the average smartphone user might even feel more inclined to throw their iPhone against the wall when it runs slow than does the techie, since average users usually don’t understand the technology behind what makes mobile devices fast or slow.

With this in mind, Canadian software company Blaze Software Inc. recently released a controversial report that purportedly reveals the Apple iPhone 4 to be a considerably slower-loading smartphone compared to the Google Nexus S, claiming that the Nexus S loaded 84% of websites faster than the iPhone, and that the Android-powered phone ”operated an average of 52 percent faster after more than 45,000 page loads from 1,000 websites.”

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Who said it?

The rules are simple. I will give you 10 quotes and you will try to guess, from the choices given, which politician said it.
Read Carefully!!.    Here we go!

1) “Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s.”

A. Barack Obama    B. Sarah Palin   C. George W. Bush   D. President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

2) “I’ve now been in 57 states  I think one left to go.”
A. Barack Obama  B. Sarah Palin  C. George W. Bush   D. Vice President  Joe Biden


3) “On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes and I see many of them in the audience here today.”
A. Barack Obama   B. Sarah Palin   C. George W. Bush   D. Vice President Joe Biden

4) “What they’ll say is, ‘Well it costs too much money,’ but you know what? It would cost, about… It  it  it would cost about the same as what we would spend… It… Over the course of 10 years it would cost what it would costs us… (nervous laugh) All right. Okay. We’re going to… It… It would cost us about the same as it would cost for about  hold on one second. I can’t hear myself. But I’m glad you’re fired up, though. I’m glad.”
A. Barack Obama   B. Sarah Palin   C. George W. Bush

5) “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.”

A. Barack Obama   B. Sarah Palin   C. George W. Bush  D.  Hillary Clinton

6) “I bowled a 129. It’s like – it was like the Special Olympics, or something.”  A. Barack Obama   B. Sarah Palin   C. George W. Bush  D. Dan Quayle

7) “Of the many responsibilities granted to a president by our Constitution, few are more serious or more consequential than selecting a Supreme Court Justice. The members of our highest court are granted life tenure, often serving long after the presidents who appointed them. And they are charged with the vital task of applying principles put to paper more than 20 centuries ago to some of the most difficult questions of our time.”
A. Barack Obama   B. Sarah Palin   C. George W. Bush   D. Ronald Reagan


8)  “Everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early and they got some treatment, and a, a breathalyzer, or inhalator, not a breathalyzer. I haven’t had much sleep in the last 48 hours.”
A. Barack Obama   B. Sarah Palin   C. George W. Bush

9) “It was … interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There’s a lot of I don’t know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing…”
A. Barack Obama   B. Sarah Palin   C. George W. Bush   D. Jimmy Carter

10) “I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
A. Barack Obama   B. Sarah Palin   C. George W. Bush   D. Hillary Clinton



I have to admit that this is a trick quiz.  All of the correct answers are the same person.  Each of these quotes are from President Barack Obama.  Now you know why he brings his teleprompter with him everywhere he goes….. even on a visit to a 6th grade class!!!
By the way, how many of these quotes did you read or hear about in the mainstream media? Had former President George W. Bush or Governor Palin made any one of the above statements the media would have immediately covered it as a breaking news story.
I guess we’re lucky that the media in this country does not play favorites, right?  Yeah, right… I wish they had included some of Joe Biden’s… probably not enough room but the all time favorite is when he asked his friend in the audience to “Stand up”… and the man was in a wheelchair…

Mozilla Firefox ‘Mobile’ 4 RC for Android!

If you’re liking what Firefox 4 for mobile already offers in its previous beta builds, then you’ll certainly want to check out its release candidate that went live on Monday — just less than six months after the browser when beta.


According to Mozilla, this new build provides a better overall user experience with faster scrolling and improved Firefox Sync, along with other goodies like Awesome Screen smart shortcuts, tabbed browsing, Firefox Add-ons, and Persona themes.


You can read the rest of this article HERE

Public Employee Unions Playing Taxpayers For Suckers

One of numerous ways taxpayers are being ripped off by public employees is through phony “retirement” schemes that enable the employee to collect a fat pension in addition to continuing to work and receive salary and benefits. The “retirement” pay becomes, in effect, a huge pay increase, one usually linked to inflation.


This “double-dipping” is not uncommon when taxpayers are on the hook, but exceedingly rare in the private sector. Quite clearly, the politicians who sign such contracts are, in collusion with the employees (and their unions), playing the taxpayers for suckers.
The newest poster boy for the outrageous (but contractually legal) practice is Phoenix School Superintendant Carlos Bejarano.

You can read the rest of this article HERE



Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled:

3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall,

6 illegal’s wearing Obama t-shirts,

4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts,

2 rappers,

5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English,

9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks,

8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English,

10 flag burners, and

a Pakistani taxi driver.







The ThunderBolt™ By HTC, The First 4G LTE Smartphone For Verizon Wireless

Verizon Wireless and HTC  announced that the ThunderBolt by HTC, exclusively from Verizon Wireless, is available on March 17 in Verizon Wireless Communications Stores and online at www.verizonwireless.com

4G LTE – customers can expect download speeds of 5 to 12 Mbps and upload speeds of 2 to 5 Mbps in 4G Mobile Broadband coverage area

4.3” WVGA display

8-megapixel rear facing camera and HD (720p) video recording

1.3-megapixel front facing camera with video chatting capabilities

Newest generation of the 1GHz Snapdragon processor

Mobile Hotspot capability – share 4G connection with up to eight Wi-Fi-enabled devices

8 GB of onboard memory and a pre-installed 32 GB microSD card (Actual formatted capacity will be less)

Built-in kickstand for easy media viewing

You can read the rest of this article HERE

AT&T agrees to buy T-Mobile USA from Deutsche Telekom for $39 billion (update)

The immediate reaction to AT&T agreeing to buy T-Mobile USA was to ask, “so that means the iPhone’s coming to T-Mo, right?” Well, wrong. T-Mobile has delivered an FAQ on its site informing customers about the forthcoming transition, including the unequivocal notice regarding the iPhone:”T-Mobile USA remains an independent company. The acquisition is expected to be completed in approximately 12 months. We do not offer the iPhone. We offer cutting edge devices like the Samsung Galaxy S 4G and coming soon our new Sidekick 4G.”


Wowzers! AT&T and Deutsche Telekom have entered into a definitive agreement for the sale of T-Mobile USA for $39 billion in cash and stocks. The combined customer base of this upcoming behemoth will be 130 million humans, though the agreed deal will have to pass the usual regulatory and closing hurdles before becoming complete. The two companies estimate it’ll take them 12 months to get through all the bureaucracy — if they get through, the proposed network merger will create a de facto GSM monopoly within the United States — but we don’t have to wait that long to start discussing life with only three major US carriers. AT&T envisions it as a rosy garden of “straightforward synergies” thanks to a set of “complementary network technologies, spectrum positions and operations.”

you can read the rest of this article   HERE

Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2010 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the “Presidential Election Fund,” as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 ” Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. Pays $22.00 each for 1.5″ Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

A Satisfied Taxpayer