A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no,” the man replies. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. “Can’t,” breathes the bartender. “He’s not here. Is there anything I can do?” “Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. “What should I tell him?” the bartender manages to say. “Tell him,” she whispers, “there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”

22 Adult Truths!

1 Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters.
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
SOURCE: The Kansas Redneck.com

Its Way Past Time That ALL Of The “TSA” Agents Are Given Their “Pink Slips”…FIRE ALL OF THEM ASAP!

Not only do they grope you, they steal from you and lie about it.

And have you noticed the majority of people working TSA look like characters you’d hesitate giving a real job to?

Just walk around the Tampa, Orlando, Miami, Washington D.C., NY, etc. airports. I have. It’s not pretty.

Too bad ABC never bothersto do this sort of “investigative journalism” when it comes to Obama.

An ABC News investigation tracked a missing iPad to the home of a Transportation Security Administration officer in a case of alleged theft.

ABC purposely left behind 10 iPads at TSA checkpoints at airports around the country as part of an investigation into the agency’s problem with theft from passengers. In nine cases, the iPads were returned to their owners, but at one airport in Orlando, the iPad was not given back — and a tracking app later showed the tablet moving away from the airport to the home of the officer last seen handling it.

ABC waited 15 days, then showed up at the home of the officer, Andy Ramirez, to ask him about it. Ramirez denied knowing anything about the missing iPad until the news crew activated an alarm to sound on the device inside his home. Ramirez retrieved the iPad — and then blamed his wife.

“I’m so embarrassed,” he said. “My wife says she got the iPad and brought it home.”

The TSA told ABC that as of Wednesday, Ramirez was no longer employed with the agency and said in a statement it has “a zero-tolerance policy for theft and terminates any employee who is determined to have stolen from a passenger.”

The TSA also said 381 of its agents have been fired for theft between 2003 and 2012, including 11 so far this year.



Used to be we allowed immigrants to the US based on skills and aptitudes they had.

Now we not only look the other way at ILLEGAL immigrants but if you are illegal and with a homosexual partner, DHS won’t deport you.

In other words, expect all the illegals in the US now to start declaring they like to munch carpet and ride the hershey highway.

Our country is now placing more importance on perversion than exceptionalism.

It’s what gets democrats votes.




The Department of Homeland Security is planning to issue a policy memo stating that illegal immigrants with American same-sex partners are eligible to have their deportations put on hold under a federal program designed to focus resources away from low-priority cases.

The move had been sought by gay rights activists and their allies in Congress before Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano announced plans for the policy Thursday in a letter to 84 Democratic lawmakers.

“It will mark the very first time that lesbian and gay couples have been recognized within immigration policy for relief,” said Steve Ralls, the spokesman for Immigration Equality, an advocacy group for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender immigrants.

The Democratic lawmakers addressed in Napolitano’s letter pressed the agency to inform Immigration and Customs Enforcement field offices that bi-national gay couples in long-term relationships have family ties that should be considered as grounds for deferring a foreign citizen’s removal from the U.S.

“I have directed ICE to disseminate written guidance to the field that the interpretation of the phrase ‘family relationships’ includes long-term, same-sex partners,” Napolitano wrote, adding that the decision to grant reprieves still would be considered on a case-by-case basis.



Attorney General Eric Holder was awarded the Congressional Black Caucus’s Chair Award last Saturday at the Phoenix Awards Dinner in Washington, DC. In her keynote speech for the event, First Lady Michelle Obama gushed over Mr. Holder’s “outstanding contributions to our nation.”

Contributions? Does that include Operation Fast & Furious, the government gun walking scheme that allowed 2,000 guns to land into the hands of already dangerous Mexican drug cartels? These guns are linked to the deaths of Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry and over 300 Mexican citizens. Hundreds are still missing and have recently been found in Colombia. Mr. Holder has not held anyone in the Department of Justice accountable.

The inspector general’s report on Fast & Furious said Mr. Holder did not have previous knowledge of the operation, but even if that is true, it suggests complete incompetence on his part. Mr. Holder and the Old Media claimed it vindicated him, but IG Michael Horowitz said over and over in his hearing that his report did not vindicate Mr. Holder. If anything, it shows he should not be the attorney general.

For example, when it came to Agent Terry’s death, Mr. Holder told Mr. Horowitz, “he would not have expected to be informed about the link between weapons found at Terry’s murder scene and Operation Fast & Furious absent some knowledge that ‘inappropriate tactics’ were used in the investigation.” However, Mr. Holder’s own Chief of Staff Kevin Ohlson said if he received any kind of information regarding Agent Terry’s death, then Mr. Holder should have been informed.

Then again, it’s not surprising the black caucus didn’t take Fast & Furious into consideration. They chose to walk out during the House of Representative’s vote oncontempt charges against Mr. Holder.

According to the event’s brochure, Mr. Holder’s award “is presented to an individual whose work and accomplishments stand as a role model for the African-American community and the African Diaspora.”

Fast & Furious is only one example of Holder’s abysmal record. There’s also the New Black Panther Party voter intimidation case, harassing states for passing voter ID laws, and the reactionary lawsuit against Arizona’s attempt to enforce immigration laws. Mr. Holder has made the least political arm of the federal government into its most political one. 

There cannot be a decent explanation how these situations qualify Mr. Holder as a role model for the African-American community.


Some role model.

Via Breitbart:

Attorney General Eric Holder was awarded the Congressional Black Caucus’s Chair Award last Saturday at the Phoenix Awards Dinner in Washington, DC. In her keynote speech for the event, First Lady Michelle Obama gushed over Mr. Holder’s “outstanding contributions to our nation.” […]

According to the event’s brochure, Mr. Holder’s award “is presented to an individual whose work and accomplishments stand as a role model for the African-American community and the African Diaspora.”

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Obama: “I Want to See Us Export More Jobs” (Video)

Speaking at Kent State University in Ohio today, President Obama told the audience,
“I want to see us export more jobs.” 

Since Obama came into office in January 2009 the US has suffered a loss of 1.3 million jobs.

More Americans were put on food stamps.
And yet he has the nerve to attack Mitt Romney on jobs?

 SOURCE:  The Gateway Pundit.com



This is what really went down in Lybia. (Ambassador Stevens knew he was a target) How disgusting that the Obama administration was THANKING Libyans for taking Ambassador Stevens to the hospital –acting as if they weren’t brandishing his body Mogadishu-style after gang raping him and murdering him. (Why would the Obama administration send a gay ambassador to a Muslim country?!!) And his family now has to hear this. After hearing Obama thank his brandishers and blame it on a low budget YouTube trailer. I think Obama really believed it though. He does worship at the alter of himself and is probably genuinely shocked that this would happened while he is President. So, while the media is out there doctoring Mitt Romney tapes, Americans are being raped and killed and escaping with an apology in lieu of any condemnation or reprisal. This Washington Times article by Eric Galub says it all…

“Radical Islamists, not global warming, is the cancer on this world and it must be forcibly removed.

While American embassies in Libya, Syria, and many other Arab Muslim nations are under siege, leftist enablers want “dialogue”. The ‘leftist-that-blame-America’ crowd’ thinks that an American movie critical of Islam sparked the violence.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

These coordinated attacks on the eleventh anniversary of 9/11 were premeditated acts of war. An American diplomat was sodomized and dragged through the streets before being killed. The days of dialogue with radical Islamists and their leftist enablers has to end right now.

No more “diversity.” No more “multiculturalism.” No more “understanding.” No more “root causes.” No more political correctness. No more “sensitivity.”

No more “appealing to their better nature.”

This does not work with Islamists, because like leftists, they do not have one. They hate for the sake of hate.

Leftists blather about “coming together” and then refuse to come together with Republicans against a threat trying to kill us all.

They don’t hate the terrorists. They hate George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Sarah Palin, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Grover Norquist, the Koch Brothers, Sheldon Adelson, and anybody else wanting to cut taxes and kill terrorists. None of those people have ever murdered anyone.

Islamists murder Americans. Then Governor Romney criticizes President Obama for doing nothing. Liberals excoriate Romney for criticizing their demigod. For once in their miserable lives it would be nice if they hated Islamists more than Republicans

While Americans were mutilated and dehumanized, President Obama continued his campaign tour.” (Read the entire story: Ambassador Stevens’s brutal death at the hands of Radical Islam)


Lawmakers to Obama: Get Your Story Straight on Libya Attack

Frustrated lawmakers are calling on the Obama administration to get its story straight on what happened in last week’s deadly attack on the U.S. Consulate in Libya, with President Obama coming under pressure to address the American people about the evolving narrative.

“You hate to think that the president would purposely mislead the American people, but it sure looks like it to me,” House Armed Services Committee Chairman Buck McKeon, R-Calif., said.

McKeon was among several top-ranking lawmakers who expressed frustration following a briefing with administration officials late Thursday. Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., said he learned “nothing” from it, claiming the administration is still blaming an anti-Islam film on YouTube for the attack that killed four Americans including the U.S. ambassador.

The White House has been sending mixed signals. Press Secretary Jay Carney for the first time Thursday called the strike terrorism. Obama, though, continued to cite the anti-Islam film when asked about the attack during a voter forum hosted by Univision. — SOURCE: Fox News

Well, there’s a problem with that ‘get your story straight’ thing, the Obama regime has no idea what the definition of *straight* is.

I suppose you could tell Obama and Company to *TELL THE TRUTH*, but then you run into that same problem; the definition of TRUTH is as foreign to the Obama regime as is the term *fiscal responsibility* and *America 1st*!

When a voter forum hosted by Univision takes the American President to task and the Mainstream Media in the USA gives him a free pass and sings his praises in all matters, you know that we have a problem.

When the President of the United States is so in love with the cult, yes, I said CULT that is Islam that he would LIE to the American people about Islam and the EVIL that it is, we have a problem.

When the President is so protective of his Muslim brothers that he would allow the deaths of a U.S. Ambassador and 3 other Americans to fall by the wayside while he, the President is off on the campaign trail, we have a problem.

When the U.S. Department of State apologizes to Muslims over what the Obama regime has tried to tell us is the reason ( a YouTube video) for this latest exhibition of *peace* from the so-called *Religion of Peace*, you know we have a problem.

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SOURCE: The TexasFred Blog

Former Navy ‘SEALS’ Rip Obama For Describing Death Of Two SEALs In Benghazi As “Bumps In The Road”…

Via Breitbart:

Former Navy SEALs are speaking out after President Barack Obama referred to recent events in the Middle East, including the deaths of two former Navy SEALs, as “bumps in the road.”

Tyrone S. Woods and Glen A. Doherty were providing security at the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya when it was attacked on 9/11. They were both hailed in the aftermath of the attacks by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Both had gone into private security after retiring from the Navy after distinguished careers.

Former SEAL and current Montana State Senator Ryan Zinke issued the following statement:

The President refuses to admit that his policy of appeasement and apology has failed. The murder of our Ambassador and two former Navy SEALs is more than a “bump in the road,” it is a global catastrophe where America is seen as being weak and vulnerable by our enemies. This President has failed to establish a red line for Iran’s nuclear ambitions and has failed to recognize the scale and implications of the attacks against us. Reagan had it right: don’t negotiate with terrorists and recognize the clear and present danger of not being willing to act or lead from the front.

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Obama Urges UN to Confront Roots of Muslim Rage

UNITED NATIONS (AP) – President Barack Obama told world leaders Tuesday that attacks on U.S. citizens in Libya “were attacks on America,” and he called on them to join in confronting the root causes of the rage across the Muslim world.

“I do believe that it is the obligation of all leaders, in all countries, to speak out forcefully against violence and extremism,” Obama said in a speech to the annual gathering of the United Nations General Assembly.

Obama also condemned the anti-Muslim video that helped spark the recent attacks, calling it “cruel and disgusting.” But he strongly defended the U.S. Constitution’s protection of the freedom of expression, “even views that we profoundly disagree with.”

With U.S. campaign politics shadowing every word, Obama also warned that time to peacefully curb the Iranian nuclear crisis is running out.

Full Story Here:
Obama urges UN to confront roots of Muslim rage

Let me be VERY clear in this, I don’t want there to be ANY misunderstanding; Barack Hussein Obama is the biggest ASS KISSER that has ever held the office of President.

Confront the *root cause* of Islamic rage? That’s simple, Islamic rage is brought on by anything that THEY want to become enraged over, nothing more, nothing less.

Islam is not a religion; it is an ancient and evil SECT. Followers of Islam expect the entire world to embrace the words of Mohammed, Ol’ MoMo from the ‘hood, a person they believe to be a wise, just and peaceful man. There’s only one problem with that concept; it’s a damned LIE.

Islam is built on violence, MURDER, pedophilia and forced submission, in other words, Islam is SLAVERY!

Here are a few examples of the *Religion of Peace* and their utter hypocrisy taken from their own pages. The Quran’s Verses of Violence

Obama goes to the United Nations and speaks the words of a *candidate* trying to keep his job, he doesn’t go there to speak FOR the American people. Obama mildly condemns the violence and death of the recent attacks, actions that he sees as bumps in the road.

“Bumps in the road”, that is how Barack Hussein Obama sees the attacks of 9-11-12, what would he have called the attacks of 9-11-01 had he been President?

Bumps in the road? This isn’t about a highway bill or an urban renewal project, the recent attacks were NOT “bumps in the road”, they were terrorist attacks at the very least, and more than likely were well coordinated attacks by al-Qaida.

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Senior Jihadi Writer Calls For Beheading Westerners, Putting Their Decapitated Heads On Display To Silence Attempts To Mock Mohammed…


On September 18, 2012, Muhib Ru’yat Al-Rahman, a senior writer on leading jihadi forum Shumoukh Al-Islam, suggested that Muslims living in Denmark, Germany, the Netherlands, and the U.S. slaughter people, and display their decapitated heads along roads with a statement reading: “This is the punishment of those who insult our prophet.”

Leading Coal Company Will Lay Off 1,200 Workers – Blames Obama EPA Regulations

A one man wrecking crew–

Barack Obama promised to bankrupt the coal industry during the 2008 campaign.

“So if someone wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can. It’s just that it will bankrupt them.”

Now this…
Alpha Natural Resources announced today that it plans on closing eight mines in Pennsylvania, Virginia and West Virginia. The company will lay off 1,200 employees.
The New York Times reported:

Alpha Natural Resources, one of the nation’s largest coal producers, announced on Tuesday that it planned to idle eight mines in Pennsylvania, Virginia and West Virginia, reducing its annual production by 16 million tons. The move will include laying off 1,200 of 13,000 employees. The company said that it was trying to meet the “evolving demands of a changing global coal market” and that it would continue selling coal in the United States while focusing new efforts on overseas markets.

The company blamed Obama’s EPA for the layoffs.
The Wall Street Journal reported:

The coal industry has been hit by competition from cheap natural gas, but Alpha made clear in its announcement that an equal problem is a Washington “regulatory environment that’s aggressively aimed at constraining the use of coal.” That’s a direct reference to the deluge of Obama Environmental Protection Agency regulations designed to force the closure of coal-fired power plants.

And yet Obama has the nerve to say he represents the middle class.

Pigs Fly… Both CNN & MSNBC Trash Obama on Foreign Policy Mistakes (Video)

CNN and, yes, even MORNING JOE, slammed Obama for his obvious lack of leadership on the Middle East and for misleading Americans on “The View.”

CNN: Obama Looked “Foolish” yesterday while Secretary Clinton met with world leadership.
While Hillary was with world leaders Obama was trashing Mitt Romney on The View.

MSNBC: Morning Joe even slammed Obama on foreign policy today.

Goodness, Joe even compared Obama to Bush.


 SOURCE:  The Gateway Pundit

Mitt Romney Slams Obama on Mideast Protests and Attacks: “These Are Not Bumps in the Road”

Yesterday Barack Obama told “60 Minutes” the terror attack on the US Consulate in Benghazi was a “bump in the road.”

US Ambassador Chris Stevens was slaughtered in the attack.

Today Mitt Romney responded.

“I can’t imagine saying something like the assassination of ambassadors is a bump in the road.”

Here’s the video:


Mitt Romney –
“The world looks at the events going on. They don’t see these events as bumps in the road. These are lives. This is humanity. This is freedom. Freedom must be on the march. We must stand for freedom.”

SOURCE: The Gateway Pundit

The Worst Ever: Since the Great Depression Obama Is Worst Jobs President in Last 60 Years

According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Obama has the worst record of any President in the last 60 years. From 1948 until January 2009 when Obama took office, there has been a combined 39 months of unemployment above 8 percent. Since Obama took office we’ve had to endure 43 consecutive months of unemployment above 8 percent and no end in sight!

Data from BLS.org

Related: Obama claims to love the working man, unless it’s in an industry he hates like COAL

SOURCE:  The Gateway Pundit

(Frugal Cafe)

Under Barack Obama food stamp use has soared.
Democrats believe it’s one of the great American success stories.
Heritage reported:

One in seven Americans is on food stamps. According to the left, this high rate of participation is part of what makes America exceptional. So boasts liberal political commentator Alan Colmes in Monday’s Wall Street Journal op-ed “How Democrats Made America Exceptional.”

Since the food stamps program began in the 1960s, the participation rate has soared from roughly one in 20 Americans to where it is today. Apparently, this is the liberal idea of progress.

And so anxious are they to make even greater strides that the Department of Agriculture was busily working to recruit more participants.

But that’s not all.
Under Barack Obama, a record one in sixteen Americans is collecting federal disability insurance payments today.
Another Obama record.