Good One!

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.
‘ Mommy ,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’
‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not polite.’
‘OK’, the little girl says,’how much do you weigh?’
‘Now really,’ the mother says, ‘those are personal questions and are really none of your business.’
Undaunted, the little girl asks, ‘Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?’
‘That’s enough questions, young lady! Honestly!’
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
‘ My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,’ the little girl says to her friend.
‘Well,’ says the friend, ‘all you need to do is look at her driver’s license.
It’s like a report card, it has everything on it.’
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
‘I know how old you are. You are 32.’
The mother is surprised and asks, ‘How did you find that out?
‘I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.’ The mother is past surprised and shocked now. ’How in Heaven’s name did you find that out?’
‘And,’ the little girl says triumphantly, ‘I know why you and daddy got a divorce.’
‘Oh really?’ the mother asks. ‘Why?’

‘Because you got an F in sex.’

Baltimore Social Justice Warrior Catches Hell From Mom


The lowlifes burning Baltimore down can handle the police, because the police take orders from the local government, which is essentially on the side of the rioters. But they aren’t quite tough enough to handle their own moms:

A Baltimore mother [Toya Graham] is being hailed for doing her part to quell the violence after a video of her smacking her son upside the head when she spotted him rioting and throwing rocks at police emerged on Monday.

The unidentified mom recognized her son even though he was wearing a black ski mask that covered much of his face.

She spotted him on TV throwing rocks and went after him like a heat-seeking missile.

Maybe an army of angry moms could restore civilization to Baltimore. Unfortunately most of the moms in Baltimore probably aren’t that angry, so long as the checks they receive in return for producing illegitimate children keep coming. Toya Graham herself is a single mother of six. She is unemployed.

SOURCE: Moonbattery




Trickle Down Economics versus Trickle Down Socialism

Ronald Reagan’s economic plan saw GDP surge at a 3.5% clip – 4.9% after the recession. That’s a 32% bump.

During the Obama years, thanks to his big government policies, the US economy has stalled. Today the quarterly GDP was announced. 

The GDP for the first quarter of 2015 braked more sharply than expected at only a .2% pace. The US economy has grown an anemic 9.6% during the Obama years (excluding today’s dismal number).

Of course, Obama’s record on job growth is also much worse than President Reagan’s record

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Unreal. Obama SLAMS US Police After Baltimore Riots: Too Often Target Poor, African Americans (VIDEO)

by Jim Hoft With The Gateway Pundit on Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The VIDEO below which has Hussein Obama blaming THE POLICE OFFICERS for theses RIOTS is total BULLSHIT and our country, both Democrats and Republicans, Libertarians, Rich & Poor should denounce this man AND HIS RACIST WORDS!…….Plus this was in no way a rightful “protest”,  it was LOOTING, BEATING INNOCENT PEOPLE, BURNING BUSINESSES TO THE GROUND AND BURNING POLICE CARS!…….PapaMikeT

Obama Blames Police After Baltimore Riots–

Barack Obama today ripped on the nation’s police forces for targeting poor African-Americans which he says started in Ferguson, Missouri.

“Since Ferguson we have seen too many instances of what appears to be police officers interacting with individuals, primarily African Americans, often poor, in ways that raise troubling questions. And it comes up it seems like, once a week now, or every couple weeks. And so I think it’s understandable that, and more importantly moms and dads across the nation saying this is a crisis.”

Evidently he missed the fact that a grand jury his DOJ exonerated Officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of robber Michael Brown.


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Whatever happened to…………..

Posted by Pecozbill


– If citizens have a grievance, they file a protest….
– If their paper protest is ignored, they march in protest in the streets…
– If their street protests are ignored, they hold sit ins, block traffic and otherwise disrupt the daily lives of the gob’mint officials, law enforcement and elected officials that they hold responsible.

No where in that list is there a license to attack people, property or loot! People, their property, their stores and goods are not part of the public discourse.

After Katrina, Mississippi and Louisiana police and national guards announced that looters would be shot on sight …. looting and burning stopped. As the Rodney King riots escalated.. looters were shot… and the riots de-escalated.

So where is this common sense in Baltimore today? Citizens want to protest the death of Mr Gray – fine! March, protest, hold rallies, sit-ins, whatever — but the death of Mr Gray gives no man, woman or teenaged thug the right to break into homes and stores with the express purpose of stealing or destroying property.

Nobody! Despite the fact that the air headed city mayor stated publicly that the rioters need to be given space to destroy!

Mebbe it’s time to revisit the unwritten law that served this country well for 300 years….. it’s on that sign at top of this comment!!

The “M” Word

Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokesabout Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish,the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc., but it ’ s “ insensitive” to make jokes about Muslims?

Time to level the playing field and be “politically correct” by including the Muslims!


Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim .

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim .

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim .

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but
consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim .

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim .

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely
carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim .

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim .

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man
should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.