Good One!

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.
‘ Mommy ,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’
‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not polite.’
‘OK’, the little girl says,’how much do you weigh?’
‘Now really,’ the mother says, ‘those are personal questions and are really none of your business.’
Undaunted, the little girl asks, ‘Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?’
‘That’s enough questions, young lady! Honestly!’
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
‘ My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,’ the little girl says to her friend.
‘Well,’ says the friend, ‘all you need to do is look at her driver’s license.
It’s like a report card, it has everything on it.’
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
‘I know how old you are. You are 32.’
The mother is surprised and asks, ‘How did you find that out?
‘I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.’ The mother is past surprised and shocked now. ’How in Heaven’s name did you find that out?’
‘And,’ the little girl says triumphantly, ‘I know why you and daddy got a divorce.’
‘Oh really?’ the mother asks. ‘Why?’


‘Because you got an F in sex.’

Baltimore Social Justice Warrior Catches Hell From Mom

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The lowlifes burning Baltimore down can handle the police, because the police take orders from the local government, which is essentially on the side of the rioters. But they aren’t quite tough enough to handle their own moms:

A Baltimore mother [Toya Graham] is being hailed for doing her part to quell the violence after a video of her smacking her son upside the head when she spotted him rioting and throwing rocks at police emerged on Monday.

The unidentified mom recognized her son even though he was wearing a black ski mask that covered much of his face.

She spotted him on TV throwing rocks and went after him like a heat-seeking missile.

Maybe an army of angry moms could restore civilization to Baltimore. Unfortunately most of the moms in Baltimore probably aren’t that angry, so long as the checks they receive in return for producing illegitimate children keep coming. Toya Graham herself is a single mother of six. She is unemployed.

SOURCE: Moonbattery

OBAMA vs. REAGAN on GDP GROWTH — NOT EVEN CLOSE

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Trickle Down Economics versus Trickle Down Socialism

Ronald Reagan’s economic plan saw GDP surge at a 3.5% clip – 4.9% after the recession. That’s a 32% bump.

During the Obama years, thanks to his big government policies, the US economy has stalled. Today the quarterly GDP was announced. 

The GDP for the first quarter of 2015 braked more sharply than expected at only a .2% pace. The US economy has grown an anemic 9.6% during the Obama years (excluding today’s dismal number).

Of course, Obama’s record on job growth is also much worse than President Reagan’s record

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Unreal. Obama SLAMS US Police After Baltimore Riots: Too Often Target Poor, African Americans (VIDEO)


by Jim Hoft With The Gateway Pundit on Tuesday, April 28, 2015

The VIDEO below which has Hussein Obama blaming THE POLICE OFFICERS for theses RIOTS is total BULLSHIT and our country, both Democrats and Republicans, Libertarians, Rich & Poor should denounce this man AND HIS RACIST WORDS!…….Plus this was in no way a rightful “protest”,  it was LOOTING, BEATING INNOCENT PEOPLE, BURNING BUSINESSES TO THE GROUND AND BURNING POLICE CARS!…….PapaMikeT


Obama Blames Police After Baltimore Riots–


Barack Obama today ripped on the nation’s police forces for targeting poor African-Americans which he says started in Ferguson, Missouri.

“Since Ferguson we have seen too many instances of what appears to be police officers interacting with individuals, primarily African Americans, often poor, in ways that raise troubling questions. And it comes up it seems like, once a week now, or every couple weeks. And so I think it’s understandable that, and more importantly moms and dads across the nation saying this is a crisis.”

Evidently he missed the fact that a grand jury his DOJ exonerated Officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of robber Michael Brown.

http://youtu.be/QNHJrS9uSw8

 

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Whatever happened to…………..

Posted by Pecozbill

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– If citizens have a grievance, they file a protest….
– If their paper protest is ignored, they march in protest in the streets…
– If their street protests are ignored, they hold sit ins, block traffic and otherwise disrupt the daily lives of the gob’mint officials, law enforcement and elected officials that they hold responsible.

No where in that list is there a license to attack people, property or loot! People, their property, their stores and goods are not part of the public discourse.

After Katrina, Mississippi and Louisiana police and national guards announced that looters would be shot on sight …. looting and burning stopped. As the Rodney King riots escalated.. looters were shot… and the riots de-escalated.

So where is this common sense in Baltimore today? Citizens want to protest the death of Mr Gray – fine! March, protest, hold rallies, sit-ins, whatever — but the death of Mr Gray gives no man, woman or teenaged thug the right to break into homes and stores with the express purpose of stealing or destroying property.

Nobody! Despite the fact that the air headed city mayor stated publicly that the rioters need to be given space to destroy!

Mebbe it’s time to revisit the unwritten law that served this country well for 300 years….. it’s on that sign at top of this comment!!

The “M” Word

Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokesabout Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish,the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, etc., but it ’ s “ insensitive” to make jokes about Muslims?

Time to level the playing field and be “politically correct” by including the Muslims!

 

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim .

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim .

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim .

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but
consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim .

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim.

6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim .

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely
carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim .

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim .

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man
should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.

 

Deja Vu, All Over Again, Once More With Feeling…….

 

“Hey, it worked for my Bill, what the heck?

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“Poor ole Hellary – she just can’t tell a good story like I can – bless her cotton picking heart!!”

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Four MSNBC Hypocrites Who Don’t Pay Their Taxes

It isn’t just Al Sharpton and the comparably appalling Melissa Harris-Perry. Fellow MSNBC leftist “Touré” doesn’t pay his taxes either:

“In September 2013, New York issued a state tax warrant to [Touré] Neblett and his wife, Rita Nakouzi, for $46,862.68. Six months later, the state issued an additional warrant to the couple for $12,849.87,” National Review’s Jillian Kay Melchior reported on Wednesday.

Does anyone at MSNBC pay their taxes? Not Joy-Ann Reid:

“Last month, New York filed a $4,948.15 tax warrant against Joy-Ann Reid, who serves as managing editor of theGrio.com and until earlier this year hosted MSNBC’s The Reid Report, and her husband, Jason,” National Review’s report continued. “Reid has called taxes on the wealthy ‘a basic fairness argument,’ also arguing for ‘smart spending and smart tax increases’ to create economic growth.”

Liberals are big on raising taxes — not so big on paying them. It’s one of the many traits that makes them so lovable and being ruled by them such a joy.

 

ISIS Shows Its Soft Side – Hugs Victims Before Stoning Them to Death

Posted by Gateway Pundits Guest Blogger on Thursday, April 23, 2015, 6:54 PM
Guest post by DMartyr

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(Daily Mail)

See? ISIS are not such bad guys after all! They hug their victims before brutally executing them!

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ISIS then stoned their victims dead. (Daily Mail)

Depraved militants fighting for the Islamic State in Syria have brutally stoned two gay men to death only seconds after they were photographed embracing and ‘forgiving’ them.

The shocking images were taken in ISIS-held territory in the province of Homs and show the two accused men being savagely executed by up to four jihadis.

Huge, bloodthirsty crowds are seen in the desert clearing where the group of executioners made a display of hugging the blindfolded couple and telling them they were forgiven of their ‘sins’, before pummeling them to death with hundreds of fist-sized rocks.

 

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Obviously these guys are just misunderstood. They should start a new public relations campaign offering free hugs:

 

 

‘Protesters’ Attack Baltimore Police When Police Try To Make Arrests

 

What many don’t understand is this is what police go through something like this at virtually every “peaceful” protest. Police are assailed verbally, incited by protesters who want a reaction so they can get it on film, and they can yell more police brutality and sue.

One can see the ‘protesters’ deliberately attacking the police. The blond man they ultimately arrest can be seen throwing something right at a cop’s head.

This isn’t protesting, it’s rioting, and all those present should have been arrested. It’s also a common leftist tactic to all swarm police trying to make an arrest to try to free the arrestee. That type of action should earn enhanced punishment.

SOURCE: Weasel Zippers 

George W. Bush Once Let a Soldier’s Mom Yell at Him. The Reason Why is Heartbreaking and Revealing.

 

 

TRUE HUMILITY!!

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Dana Perino has a lot of good stories to tell about her time as White House Press Secretary in the Bush administration, if this story is any indication.

The co-host of Fox News’ The Five wrote a moving story in her new book And the Good News Is… about former President George W. Bush that gives people an insight into the character of the man often lost in the noise of the news media.

Dana Perino tells the story in The Daily Signal:

One morning in 2005, Scott McClellan sent me in his place to visit the wounded warriors. It was my first time for that particular assignment, and I was nervous about how the visits would go.

The president was scheduled to see twenty-five patients at Walter Reed. Many of them had traumatic brain injuries and were in very serious, sometimes critical, condition. Despite getting the best treatment available in the world, we knew that some would not survive.

We started in the intensive care unit. The Chief Naval Officer (CNO) briefed the president on our way into the hospital about the first patient we’d see. He was a young Marine who had been injured when his Humvee was hit by a roadside bomb. After his rescue, he was flown to Landstuhl U.S. Air Force Base in Kaiserslautern, Germany. At his bedside were his parents, wife, and five-year-old son.
The president at one point shares a moment with a boy about his military father:

After he visited with them for a bit, the president turned to the military aide and said, “Okay, let’s do the presentation.” The wounded soldier was being awarded the Purple Heart, given to troops that suffer wounds in combat.

Everyone stood silently while the military aide in a low and steady voice presented the award. At the end of it, the Marine’s little boy tugged on the president’s jacket and asked, “What’s a Purple Heart?”

The president got down on one knee and pulled the little boy closer to him. He said, “It’s an award for your dad, because he is very brave and courageous, and because he loves his country so much. And I hope you know how much he loves you and your mom, too.”
And then something powerful happened that had everyone in tears:

SOURCE: IJReview

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More Quid Pro Dough: Many Clinton Charity Donors Also Got State Dept Awards Under Hillary


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Can we kick them to the curb yet?

Via Washington Examiner:

Twenty-two of the 37 corporations nominated for a prestigious State Department award — and six of the eight ultimate winners — while Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State were also donors to the Clinton family foundation.

The published donor records of the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation don’t give exact dates or amounts of its contributors, but it is possible to create a general timeline for when many of the corporations donated and when they were either nominated or selected for the award.

Silicon Valley giant Cisco was the biggest foundation contributor nominated in 2009, giving the Clinton charity between $1 million and $5 million. The company then won the award in 2010 when eight of the 12 finalists and two of the three winners had donated to the foundation.

The other Clinton contributor to win that year, candy-maker Mars, Inc., had given between $25,000 and $50,000. Coca-Cola was the most generous foundation donor to be honored as a finalist in 2010, giving a $5-10 million donation.

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VA Is Sending Veterans’ Medical Info To FBI To Get Their Guns Taken Away

If your a VETERAN I would seriously think again if your planning on going to VA facility…..The Department of Veterans Affairs is disarming America’s veterans by getting them placed on the FBI’s criminal background-check list.……Papa Mike

Picture stolen by Papa Mike

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Some even for ‘financial incapability’? WTH?

Via Daily Caller:

Documents obtained by The Daily Caller and interviews with American veterans reveal a shocking government program: The Department of Veterans Affairs is disarming America’s veterans by getting them placed on the FBI’s criminal background-check list.

The VA sends veterans’ personal medical and financial information directly to the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, which can seize their guns in home raids.

Veterans deemed mentally incompetent or financially incapable are finally speaking out about the errors in the system and the fearful harassment they and their families face from the federal government. And it all starts when vets go to the VA to get medical help.

SOURCE: Weasel Zippers

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Social Justice Warriors on the Streets of Baltimore: We Will Kill!……VIDEO

 

The seeds of racial discord planted and nurtured by cultural Marxists in the media, education, and federal government with their endless propaganda regarding the imaginary oppression of blacks are starting to sprout some ugly weeds. From diverse Baltimore:

The terrible case of Freddie Gray is once again being litigated in the streets instead of the courts, and the anger boiled over into a CNN broadcast when protesters started cursing on air and finished with the threat, “we WILL KILL! Straight up!”

Don’t worry libs. When it really starts to hit the fan and civil order breaks down completely, you’ll be okay so long as you wear an I VOTED FOR BARACK! button. If not and you get your head bashed in, remember you have it coming anyway because of historical injustice or whatever.

 VIDEO BELOW

http://youtu.be/VVdfZhkvNHo

SOURCE: Moonbattery

H. M. Q. HILLARY

Sent by a Texas Conservative and a very close friend Jim
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As you know my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus horribilus. We have been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and the royal house of Clinton has been subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi–in the furthest regions of our empire.
Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you the people. For the next seventeen months I will be traveling among you as one of you to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Mart and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land sharing your poverty and need with you.
How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor we had to remove thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given just enough for us to scrape by.
During those difficult times we had to cut back when our only daughter Princess Leia was married. We only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding and I remember our hopes as she moved into her $10,000,000 Manhattan apartment that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting. So as I travel across our land to meet you all I will be listening and sharing with you. Then when the time for the royal election comes I know you will crown me as your rightful monarch so that we can all live happily ever after.

……………………H. M. Q. HILLARY