Hillary Clinton Celebrates Abortion at Planned Parenthood Gala, Slams Pro-Lifers as “Groups of Men”




On Tuesday night pro-abortion failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton celebrated abortion at Planned Parenthood’s Gala honoring its 100 years of pushing its abortion agenda.

Clinton received the company’s “champion of the century” award and slammed pro-lifers using sexist terms.

She called pro-life advocates “groups of men” trying to strip away Women’s Health protections. Here’s more:

“As we speak, politicians in Washington are still doing everything they can to roll back the rights and progress we’ve fought so hard for over the last century,” she said, according to CNN. “I mean, could you believe those the photos of groups of men around that conference table deciding to strip away coverage for pregnancy and maternity care?”

Clinton pointed out that Planned Parenthood is a living embodiment of one of the Handmaid’s Tale’s most recognizable slogans: “Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.” Basically, Clinton is saying Planned Parenthood hasn’t let the bastards grind them down.

Clinton addressed the crowd at the Planned Parenthood celebration, recalling the strength and resolve with which the organization has defended reproductive rights and healthcare over the last 100 years. The speech came just a week after Margaret Atwood’s iconic dystopian novel premiered as a television show, which the Huffington Post reports Clinton pointed out is an uncanny coincidence.

“We come tonight to celebrate the last 100 years, the progress that so many generations have fought so hard for,” she said. “What a time it is to be holding this centennial. Just ask those who’ve been watching The Handmaid’s Tale, a book I read and was captivated by years ago.”

Specifically, Clinton pointed to “Nolite te bastardes carborundorum,” a phrase the book’s main character, Offred, finds engraved in her room that gives her strength. Offred is essentially imprisoned by a new regime that creates a values system in which women exist primarily for reproduction. The phrase translates to “don’t let the bastards grind you down.”

“To paraphrase Margaret Atwood, ‘We can never let them grind us down,’” Hillary said.



How About A F-U-N-N-Y


Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-feet-per-minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF is always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics..
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.

The Old Cowboy’s Shave


An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.



After Hillary Clinton blamed FBI Director James Comey and Russian interference for ruining her chances at becoming president, President Donald Trump fired back with some late-night tweets.

Mike Huckabee agrees with Trump that Clinton simply can’t accept that she lost the presidential election, and now she’s looking for any excuse.

On “America’s Newsroom” today, Huckabee said it’s “ridiculous” that Clinton continues to bring up alleged Russian meddling in the election and hacked emails released by WikiLeaks.

“It wasn’t that the leaks happened,” Huckabee said. “It was that the content, which has never been disputed, revealed her contempt for religious people, for working people, for all of the people out there in middle America, for whom she held nothing but disrespect. That ultimately cost her the election.”

He said that Clinton failed at giving American voters any reason why she should be president, and she has no one but herself to blame for that.

“There was no vision, no heart, no soul,” Huckabee said. “Other than that, she was a great candidate.”

Axelrod Rips Hillary for 2016 Excuses: ‘If I Were Her, I Would Move On’



Hillary Clinton said during an interview at the Women for Women International Conference on Tuesday that she takes responsibility for her defeat in the 2016 election, but she also blames FBI Director Jim Comey.

Clinton specifically cited the letter from Comey late in the campaign saying agents were looking into possible new information related to Clinton’s private email server.

“I was on the way to winning until a combination of Jim Comey’s letter on October 28 and Russian WikiLeaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me but were scared off,” Clinton said, adding, “If the election were on October 27, I’d be your president.”

David Axelrod, a former adviser to President Obama, believes Clinton has a “legitimate beef” with Comey, but it still appears that she’s shifting responsibility away from herself.

“Jim Comey didn’t tell her not to campaign in Wisconsin after the convention. Jim Comey didn’t say, ‘Don’t put any resources in Michigan until the final week of the campaign,'” Axelrod said on CNN’s “New Day” on Wednesday.

He said that one of the things that hindered Clinton in the campaign was a sense that she was never willing to take full responsibility for her mistakes, particularly her private server.

“If I were advising her, I would say, ‘Don’t do this. Don’t go back and appear as if you’re shifting responsibility off of yourself.’ She said the words ‘I am responsible,’ but everything else suggested that she doesn’t really feel that way. And I don’t think that helps her in the long-run. So if I were her, I would move on.”

“It takes a lot of work to lose to Donald Trump,” Axelrod said, noting that he was the least popular presidential candidate to win the White House in the history of polling. “It wasn’t just the Comey letter. The fact that she was in position to lose because of the Comey letter is something that deserves some introspection.”


SOURCE: FOX News Insider

Veterinarian Sings To Nervous Puppy Before Surgery

How special is this!




Nice job, Dr. Henderson! Ruby is now doing much better…

Via Fox News:

When the animals that come through the Fox Hollow Animal Hospital in Lakewood, Colorado are stressed out, Dr. Ross Henderson is there to comfort them.

Video of the veterinarian singing sweetly while playing the guitar was posted on the animal hospital’s Facebook page. In the video, Dr. Ross is singing to “Ruby” before she has her surgery and she’s snuggled up in Dr. Ross’ lap while he sings to her while sitting on the floor of the kennel.




This Should Be Done More Often!


After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:
“Hi sweetheart. It’s Sue I’m on the train”.
“Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting”.
“No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss”.
“No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life”.
“Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart!”
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.
When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone,

“Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed.”
Sue doesn’t use her cell phone in public any longer.