Saturday Blond Joke

A blond bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second horse’s tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse’s tail. The blond was stuck again.

The neighbor then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again the blond couldn’t tell the two horses apart.

The neighbor then suggested that she measure the horses for height. When she did that, the BLOND was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one!!

Oregon College Gunman Identified As Chris Harper Mercer- Update: Only Two Myspace Friends, One Who Praises Islamic Terrorists, Urges Killing Of Jews-Update: Admired Black Gay Killer Who Shot Journalists On Live T.V.


Obama is already politicizing without even knowing the facts behind it.

If the students said they were Christians, the shooter shot them in the head.

Via Washington Times:

Chris Harper Mercer, 26, has been identified as the gunman who killed nine people on Thursday at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon, according to news reports.

Mercer was killed in a shootout with Douglas County sheriff’s deputies, according to Sheriff John Hanlin.

Mercer reportedly was not a student at the college. The New York Times, quoting law enforcement officials, reported that he lived in the Roseburg area.

Mercer reportedly demanded to know the religions of those around him before opening fire.

Four guns — three handguns and a long gun — were reportedly found at the scene.

Here’s another view:

Mercer still has a Myspace up, with two connections, a man and a woman. The man, Mahmoud Ali Ehsani, appears to have a great passion for Islamists, posting multiple pictures of ‘Mujahideen’ from every country with Islamic terrorists and saying ‘kill the Jews’.




He appeared to be enamored of the IRA. He also praised Roanoke killed Vester Flanagan:

Mercer admired black gay killer Vester Flanagan who shot the reporter and cameraman on live T.V.:
In a blog linked to that identity, Harper-Mercer expressed admiration for Roanoke shooter Vester Flanagan.

People “like him have nothing left to live for,” Harper-Mercer wrote on August 31. “On an interesting note, I have noticed that so many people like him are all alone and unknown, yet when they spill a little blood, the whole world knows who they are. … A man who was known by no one, is now known by everyone. His face splashed across every screen, his name across the lips of every person on the planet, all in the course of one day. Seems the more people you kill, the more you’re in the limelight. “


Breaking: At Least 12 People Killed In Shooting At Umpqua Community College In Oregon




You want to know why there are so many children killed and wounded in our schools and why there’s many killed in our shopping malls and theaters? To many of these signs and not enough of the “Lawfully Concealed Weapons” signs like the one below…. I have a “Conceal  & Carry permit and I’m fully trained in the use of firearms, and if there were teachers and the administration people in our schools with GUN PERMITS like mine most of these children who have died in our schools, and shopping centers would be alive today! I guess if Obama wont allow the Marines to be armed in our Marine Recruiting Centers, then Obama would NEVER allow our teachers and citizens to keep our children alive either! ………Papa Mike



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Shooter reportedly in custody.

DEVELOPING — Police in Oregon responded to a report of a shooting on campus at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, at 10:30 a.m. local time.

There are unconfirmed reports of multiple dead and multiple injured.

There is “no longer a threat,” according to a Douglas County Sheriff’s Dept. spokesperson, citing dispatchers. The spokesperson said multiple assets were on site and EMS is on the scene.

The ATF said on Twitter that it had special agents on the scene.

A local fire department tweeted earlier that there was an “active shooter” and for people to “please stay away from the area.”

Roseburg is a city of about 22,000 people located about 70 miles south of Eugene and about 180 miles south of Portland.

Umpqua Community College has about 3,000 students. Its website was down Thursday, and a phone message left at the school wasn’t immediately returned.

Should A Mooslime Be President?

Saw this at Quick’s place. The Constitution versus Sharia Law.

Sharia law

Click on image to enlarge.

Forget “radical” Mooslime and “moderate” Mooslime. If a person is a Mooslime he must obey Sharia Law. If not, he’s an heretic and an apostate. So, no, a Mooslime should not be allowed to be president. Ben Carson is correct. Islam is incompatible with our Constitution. Islam is incompatible with Western Civilization. Islam is not a religion. It is an ideology, like communism or fascism, masquerading as a religion. It’s also a 7th Century barbarous death cult. Mohammed (Piss be upon him) wanted a way to unite the Arab tribes so he stole sections of the Bible from both the Old Testament and the New Testament, took a Semitic moon god, Allah, and elevated him into a supreme being, and Islam was born.

Just remember, the difference between a radical Mooslime and a moderate Mooslime is that the radical Mooslime wants to kill us. The moderate Mooslime wants the radical Mooslime to kill us.

Of course, I think we already have a Mooslime as president and he is practicing taqiyya. Technically, Obungler is a Mooslime since his both his father and stepfather were Mooslimes which automatically makes him one and during his first few years of life he was raised as a Mooslime. If he has renounced his Mooslime faith, then he is an heretic and an apostate and under Sharia Law is subject to death.

SOURCE; Grouchy Old Cripple