“Spell Check”


A guy texts his neighbor:

Bob, I’m sorry.. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you! I know its no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again!

The man, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text :

I really should use spell check! That should be “WIFI”… Sorry!

Key Document Found In Hillary Email Scandal…

Huma Abedin below remains at Hillary Clinton’s side despite sexting woes with husband Anthony Weiner. Years later she’s STILL married to the “PERVERT” Weiner…….PapaMikeT

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Via Pundit Pete:

PPPS (Chapaqua, NY)—Thanks to the efforts of our Chief Investigative Reporter, Poirot Pete, the Pundit Pete Press Service has uncovered a key document in the recent controversy surrounding former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email account.

Poirot Pete, posing as an undocumented worker at a local paper recycling drop off in Chapaqua, New York, uncovered this memo, purportedly from Huma Abedin to Hillary Clinton, and referencing the sorting of Hillary’s emails using key words and phrases. The memo appears to contain personal notes from Secretary Clinton revising the list of key words and directing the email search and deletion of non-relevant emails.

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SOURCE: Weasel Zipper

Pathetic. Obama Blames George W. Bush for ISIS in Latest Interview (VIDEO)

In 2007 George W. Bush increased the number of American troops in Iraq to bring security to the struggling nation plagued by violence. By 2008 the US military defeated Al-Qaeda in Iraq after the Bush surge of troops a year earlier.

Barack Obama opposed the surge.

In 2007 Barack Obama told supporters, “Preventing a potential genocide in Iraq isn’t a good enough reason to keep US forces there.”

When George W. Bush left office the US military brought victory to Iraq.

Despite repeated warnings, Barack Obama withdrew troops from Iraq. ISIS took over Western Iraq in 2014.

Today Barack Obama blamed Bush for ISIS.

“ISIS is a direct outgrowth of Al-Qaeda in Iraq that grew out of our invasion. Which is an example of unintended consequences which is why we should generally aim before you shoot.”

How sad.

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SOURCE: The Gateway Pundit

 

Watch: John Oliver Destroys The NCAA’s March Madness Greed …..VIDEO

 

With March Madness getting ready to kick off, John Oliver has decided to remind us of how insanely greedy the NCAA is for not paying players any money despite the fact that the annual basketball tournament generates a total of over $1 billion in TV ad revenue.

In his video, Oliver decimates the NCAA’s claims that these athletes are just students who should be grateful to receive the athletic scholarships they’re getting that pay for their educations. While an education is obviously hugely important, there’s still no reason that the “non-profit” NCAA couldn’t cut players in on the action since whatever business they generate is worth vastly more than the annual cost of tuition.

Oliver gets particularly incredulous at the fact that even the ladder that’s used to cut down the nets from the hoop at the end of the tournament is officially sponsored by Werner. He also rips into the NCAA for insisting that its players are not employees no matter how much revenue they generate for the organization.

“The only other people who say ‘They’re not employees’ that much are people who run illegal sweatshops out of their basements,” Oliver fumes. “Oh, they’re not employees, it’s a summer camp where they make the same t-shirt over and over again thousands of times!”

VIDEO BELOW

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An Open Letter to [email protected]


by Maureen Dowd

Open Letters 

imageWASHINGTON — SINCE open letters to secretive and duplicitous regimes are in fashion, we would like to post an Open Letter to the Leaders of the Clinton Republic of Chappaqua:

It has come to our attention while observing your machinations during your attempted restoration that you may not fully understand our constitutional system. Thus, we are writing to bring to your attention two features of our democracy: The importance of preserving historical records and the ill-advised gluttony of an American feminist icon wallowing in regressive Middle Eastern states’ payola.

You should seriously consider these characteristics of our nation as the Campaign-That-Must-Not-Be-Named progresses.

The Quintessential Reason Why Grandpa Carries A Gun

 These signs should be in ALL malls across America and ALL teachers who wish to carry to protect our children in schools should be allowed to do so…….PapaMikeT

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Please take time to read this and pay particular attention to “A Little Gun History” about half way down – staggering numbers!

Why Carry a Gun?

My old Grandpa said to me, ‘Son, there comes a time in every man’s life when he stops bustin’ knuckles and starts bustin’ caps and usually it’s when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin’.’

I don’t carry a gun to kill people; I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don’t carry a gun to scare people; I carry a gun because sometimes this World can be a scary place.

I don’t carry a gun because I’m paranoid; I carry a gun because there are real threats in the World.

I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil; I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the World.

I don’t carry a gun because I hate the government; I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.

I don’t carry a gun because I’m angry; I carry a gun so that I don’t have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone; I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.

I don’t carry a gun because I’m a cowboy; I carry a gun because, when I die and go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.

I don’t carry a gun to make me feel like a man; I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don’t carry a gun because I feel inadequate; I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.

I don’t carry a gun because I love it; I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.

Police protection is an oxymoron: Free citizens must protect themselves because police do not protect you from crime; they just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun because I’m too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin’!

A LITTLE GUN HISTORY
· PLEASE DON’T THINK FOR A MOMENT, THAT THIS COULDN’T HAPPEN IN OUR COUNTRY ALSO !
· In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control:
· From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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In 1911, Turkey established gun control:
· From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Germany established gun control in 1938:
From 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
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China established gun control in 1935: From 1948 to
· 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Guatemala established gun control in 1964:
· From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Uganda established gun control in 1970:
· From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Cambodia established gun control in 1956:
· From 1975 to 1977, one million educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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56 million defenseless people were rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control.
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You won’t see this data on the US evening news, or hear politicians disseminating this information.
· Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens.

With guns, we are ‘citizens'; without them, we are ‘subjects’.

During WW II, the Japanese decided not to invade America because they knew most Americans were ARMED!
· Gun owners in the USA are the largest armed forces in the World!

· If you value your freedom, please spread this anti- gun control message to all of your friends.

· The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense.
· The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either.

· SWITZERLAND ISSUES A GUN TO EVERY
HOUSEHOLD! SWITZERLAND’S GOVERNMENT ISSUES AND TRAINS EVERY ADULT IN THE USE OF A RIFLE.
· SWITZERLAND HAS THE LOWEST GUN RELATED CRIME RATE OF ANY CIVILIZED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!
· IT’S A NO BRAINER! DON’T LET OUR GOVERNMENT WASTE MILLIONS OF OUR TAX DOLLARS IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE ALL LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS AN EASY TARGET.
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I’m a firm believer in the 2nd Amendment! If you’re not a believer, please reconsider the true facts. This is history; not the BS that’s being shown on TV, sanctioned by our illustrious President Hussein Obama and his delusional DEMOCRATIC leaders in Washington.