You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where

1. You are willing to park three blocks away from your house because you found shade.
2. You’ve experienced condensation on your rear-end from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for four hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that “dry heat” is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door at 500 degrees.
6. The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??


You can retire to California where…
1. You make over $450,000 and you still can’t afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
5. The four seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud and Drought.


You can retire to New York City where…
1 You say “the city” and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can’t find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is “nature.”
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.
5. You’ve worn out a car horn. (IF you have a car.)
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression


You can retire to Minnesota where…
1. You only have three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. Halloween costumes have to fit over parkas.
3. You have seventeen recipes for casserole.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road repair.
6. The highest level of criticism is “He is different,” “She is different,” or “It was different!”


You can retire to The Deep South where…
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2 “Y’all” is singular and “all y’all” is plural.
3. “He needed killin” is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has two first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Joe Bob, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
5. Everything is either: “in yonder,” “over yonder” or “out yonder.”

6. You can say anything about anyone, as long as you say “Bless his heart” at the end!


You can move to Colorado where…
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, so he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.


You can retire to Nebraska or Kansas where…
1. You’ve never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is three cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition; “Where’s my coat at?”


FINALLY you can retire to Florida where…
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind – even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent cardiologist, dermatologist, proctologist, podiatrist, or orthopedist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.


Is Islam Really A “Religion Of Peace”

And for the Moslem female who was one of the leaders of the Woman’s March who said women should love Islam. Well if you love to be beaten by your husband or stoned for adultry. 


I’ve said it many times, Islam is not a religion. It is a political ideology masquerading as a religion. Mohammed consummated his marriage to his favorite wife, Aisha, when she was nine years old who wanted to unite the Arab tribes so he stole parts of the Bible, both Old and New Testament, elevated a minor Semitic Moon God, Allah, into a supreme being, and Islam was born. Allah is not the same as the Jewish and Christian God. Too bad Pope Francis does not realize this. Anyone who thinks Islam can coexist with other religions is a booger eatin’ moh-ron or has a mental disorder. Liberalism is a mental disease. Read the friggin’ Koran. It’s right there for anyone to see. There are no Christian churches or Jewish synogogues in Saudi Arabia. It is illegal to possess a Bible in Saudi Arabia. Yet Muslims  demand tolerance from us. Tolerance should be a two way street. We should treat Muslims  the same way Christians and Jews are treated in many Muslim  countries, especially Saudi Arabia.

What gets me is Jews demanding that we should let Moslem refugees into this country, Moslem refugees who want to kill them. WTF is wrong with these people? And Dimocrats and some stupid Christians are bitching about Trump giving priority to Christians. The Christians are being persecuted and killed by Moslems. These people were silent when Obama gave priority to Moslems. They were silent when Obumbler sent Cuban refugees back. Fuck them all! I want to keep America safe. Why should we take in refugees when Moslem countries, like Saudi Arabia refuse to? Yannow why those Moslem countries refuse to take in Moslem refugees? Because there are terrorists among the refugees. Yet our liberal Jews and Christians want to welcome these terrorists with open arms. These are the first people the Moslems will kill.

SOURCE: Grouchy Old Cripple

Kaine Attacks Trump For Refugee Policy That Favors Christians; Report Shows 99% Of Syrian Refugees Have Been Muslim (Video)

Hypocrite Tim Kaine Attacks Trump On Refugee Policy

Democrats have been viciously attacking President Trump over his temporary immigration ban from seven countries that have strong ties to terrorism. The liberal Democrats have claimed that this is an attack on religious liberty and that President Trump is specifically targeting Muslims with this ban which over 70 Democrats supported in the past and Chuck Schumer said back in 2015 was needed.

On Wednesday the State Department released new findings that show that from September of 2015 through February 1, 2017, that 99% of Syrian refugees have been Muslim and less than 1% Christian. Did the Democrats stand in protest and encourage riots in airports when Obama refused to allow Christian refugees into the country? No.

From CNS News:

Although the CIA World Factbook says Christians make up 10 percent of the population of Syria and both houses of Congress have unanimously passed resolutions declaring that the Islamic State is committing genocide against Christians there, the Syrian refugees admitted to the United States have been approximately 99% Muslim and 0.9% Christian, according to data published by the U.S. State Department.
The article goes on to state that two resolutions were passed in 2016, one from the House and Senate, that officially recognized that ISIS was committing genocide against Christians in Iraq and Syria. Despite this, the majority of refugees that have been allowed in the country since then have been overwhelmingly Muslim with few Christians.

From CNS News:

Since Rep. Fortenberry introduced his unanimously passed resolution declaring that the Islamic State was committing genocide against Christians and other religious minorities in Syria, the U.S. has admitted 17,790 Syrian refugees, according to the State Department.

Of these 17,790 refugees, 17,576 (or 98.8 percent) have been Muslim and 156 (or 0.88 percent) have been Christian.

When was the last time Democrats stood up for Christians or Jews?

White House Vows Response To Iran’s Missile Test…


Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump gives a thumbs up as he speaks with retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn during a town hall, Tuesday, Sept. 6, 2016, in Virginia Beach, Va. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

Nice change of pace from the last 8 years.

Via The Hill:

The White House on Wednesday provided little clarity about the practical impact of an announcement from national security adviser Michael Flynn that the U.S. is “officially putting Iran on notice.”

“There are a large number of options available to the administration. We are going to take appropriate action and I will not provide any further information today relative to that question,” a senior administration official told reporters.

“The important thing here is we are communicating that Iranian behavior needs to be rethought by Tehran.”
The official refused to answer questions about whether the Trump administration had communicated Flynn’s message to Tehran directly, or whether the administration is weighing military action, saying only that the White House is in a “deliberative process.”

In a surprise appearance in the White House briefing room earlier in the day, Flynn vowed a more muscular U.S. response to Iran’s “destabilizing behavior across the Middle East,” including its ballistic missile test launch over the weekend.

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When Dad Leaves


Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.

He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

“My son, Bernie,
I want you to take the Mayfair houses.

“My daughter Sybil,
you take the apartments over in the east end.”

“My son, Jamie,
I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.

“Sarah, my dear wife,
please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says,
“Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property”.

The wife replies, are you crazy
“The asshole had a paper route”!

Obama Refused 91 Refugees – Sent Them Back to Castro’s Hell-Hole 2 Days Before Inauguration – Liberal Media Was Silent


Obama Turned Away 91 Cuban Refugees two days before the Trump inauguration.
The refugees were returned to Castro’s hellhole.

The liberal media said nothing about these poor persecuted souls.

But this same media has trashed President Trump nonstop for three days after he made 109 Middle Eastern refugees weight at the airports a few hours when they arrived into the US.

Never Trust the #FakeNews.

ABC News reported:

Mexico has returned to Cuba the first contingent of Cuban migrants since former U.S. president Barack Obama decided Thursday to end a U.S. policy of granting residency to Cubans who arrive on U.S. soil.

Mexico’s National Immigration Institute said Friday it put 91 Cubans on a federal police airplane and flew them back to the island after the Cuban government accepted their return.

Mexico had long technically been able to deport Cubans, but the Cuban government usually refused to accept them.

The Mexican government had been granting Cubans 20-day transit visas to make it to the U.S. border.

SOURCE: The Gateway Pundit