THIS IS THE BEST MAXINE EVER, EVER…

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I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds
taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.

Then came the shit. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table …
everywhere!

Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.

And others birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn’t even
sit on my own back porch
anymore. So I took down the
bird feeder and in three days
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down
the many nests they had built
all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ….. quiet, serene….
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.

Now let’s see……
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.

Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
Your child’s second grade class is
behind other schools because
over half the class doesn’t speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
‘press one ‘ to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than ”ours” are
squawking and screaming
in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it’s time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the shit!

If By Some Small Miracle Hillary Clinton Makes It To The White House Her “Very First Day” in Office She Will Attack Gun Owners

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In what has become as reliable as clockwork, with the passing of another week comes another Hillary Clinton attack on gun owners. This time, the frontrunner for the Democratic presidential nomination explained to supporters her intent to make an assault on gun rights and NRA one of her top priorities. A video of her comments has been distributed by Breitbart.com and can be viewed by clicking here.

Addressing an April 25 MSNBC “townhall” hosted by left-wing commentator Rachel Maddow, Clinton stated,

I really support everything President Obama said he would do through regulation on guns but we’re going to start the very first day and tackle the gun lobby to try to reduce the outrageous number of people who are dying from gun violence in our country.

Later, the candidate spoke of her party’s chances of taking control of the Senate, stating,

The Democrats have decided they will be led by Chuck Schumer and Chuck Schumer has been one of the most effective legislators in taking on the gun lobby. He and I worked together to get the Brady bill passed way back in my husband’s administration. So I think that it’s the kind of issue you have to start early, you have to work on it every day and we need to make it a voting issue.

A visibly agitated Clinton concluded her remarks on the subject by noting,

I’m going to keep talking about it, and we are going to make it clear that this has to be a voting issue. If you care about this issue, vote against people who give in to the NRA and the gun lobby all the time.

These comments make clear that gun owners and NRA would be in Clinton’s crosshairs from the moment she assumes office. And thanks to Clinton’s recent candor, gun owners don’t have to guess at the types of restrictions Clinton has in mind for them. Clinton has supported a ban on popular semi-automatic firearms and endorsed an Australian-style confiscation scheme for carrying out her vision. Clinton has expressed her vehement opposition to the Right-to-Carry. Most disturbing, under Clinton’s false interpretation of the Constitution, the Second Amendment does not protect and individual right to keep and bear arms and allows gun bans.

Somewhat of a political pragmatist, Barack Obama waited until he secured a second term before launching most of his efforts to restrict firearm ownership. Hillary Clinton is continually making clear that under her reign gun owners would receive no such reprieve.

This is why NRA members, along with their families and friends, must get involved in our efforts to secure a victory for gun owners this fall. At the bare minimum, gun owners must ensure that they and their loved ones are registered to vote. For those that can contribute more to our fight for freedom, NRA-ILA’s Grassroots Division can connect you with volunteer opportunities anywhere in the country, and NRA has made it easier than ever to participate in our efforts. To register to vote or explore further opportunities to help, please visit NRA-ILA’s Election Center at https://www.nraila.org/about/election-center/.

SOURCE:Here

Bad News About Grandpa

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An elderly man had a massive stroke and his family drove him to the emergency room.

After awhile, the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face.

“I’m afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating,” he said.

“Oh, dear God,” cried his wife, “We’ve never had a liberal in the family before!”

WASHINGTON STATE GUN OWNERS STAGE THE LARGEST FELONY CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE RALLY IN AMERICA’S HISTORY

The war of oppression and destruction of the Constitution has begun.

“No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms…”
Thomas Jefferson

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Around 1,000 gun owners rallied at the state capitol in Olympia, WA, openly armed, this past Saturday in defiance of the newly passed gun control law, I-594.


“This isn’t just a protest. We are here to openly violate the law,” stated Gavin Seim, organizer of the event, named ‘I Will Not Comply.’
At the end of the rally, gun owners burned their concealed weapons permits and signed a petition vowing to refuse to follow the new gun control law. The petition ended with the text, “We pledge our blood. We will not comply.”
This certainly isn’t the first large scale act of civil disobedience by gun owners in defiance of gun laws. Earlier this year in Connecticut hundreds of thousands of gun owners refused to send in their gun registration forms, also becoming felons. Similar numbers of gun owners in New Yorke have also refused to send in their registration paperwork and some even video taped themselves burning the forms.


Fed up with the passage of an 18½-page incoherent, rambling, unconstitutional gun control initiative that was bankrolled by billionaires (the Hungarian Jewish NAZI George Soros —– Michael Bloomberg just to name a couple), gun owners across Washington state held the largest felony civil disobedience rally in the nation’s history, brazenly titled “I Will Not Comply!!

SOURCE: -DCBEACON.COM

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I’m 73 and I’m Tired

 And I thought I was just an old grouch. Then I read this

 

This should be required reading for every man,
woman and child in the U.S.A……..

By Robert A. Hall……..Robert A. Hall is a Marine Vietnam veteran who served five terms in the Massachusetts State Senate.

 

I’m 73
Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I’ve worked hard, since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven’t called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary but I didn’t inherit my job or my income and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there’s no retirement in sight and I’m tired. . . . . . Very tired.

I’m tired of being told that I have to “spread the wealth” to people who don’t have my work ethic. I’m tired of being
told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.

I’m tired of every Tom, Roberto, Habeeb & D’quan, many of who are illegal immigrants, thinking they are entitled to anything for free while they sit on their butts with their hands out and I’m tired of them expecting and demanding that we change our customs and social programs to be more inline with theirs. If they don’t want to live like Americans, they should go back where they came from.

I’m tired of being told that Islam is a “Religion of Peace,” when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men
killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family “honor”; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren’t
“believers;” of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for “adultery;” of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of
Allah, because the Qur’an and Shari???, a law tells them to.

I’m tired of being told that, out of “tolerance for other cultures,” we must let Saudi Arabia use our oil money to fund
mosques and madrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in America and Canada , while no American nor Canadian group is allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia to teach love and tolerance..

I’m tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate.

I’m tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease and I must help support and treat them and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them and stuff white powder up their noses while they tried to fight it off?

I’m tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of both parties talking about innocent mistakes,
stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I’m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.

I’m real tired of people who don’t take responsibility for their lives and actions. I’m tired of hearing them blame the
government or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.

Yes, I’m damn tired. But I’m also glad to be 73.. Because, mostly, I’m not going to have to see the world these people are making. I’m just sorry for my granddaughters and grandsons.

There is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
This is your chance to make a difference – “I’m 73 and I’m tired.”

If you don’t forward this you are part of the problem

AMEN

The Commander-in-Chief Improperly Calls In U.S. Marines……..

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RECENTLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES CALLED IN THE U.S. MARINES TO PROVIDE HIM WITH COVER DURING AN UNEXPECTED VERY LIGHT RAIN FALL ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN. TWO MARINES RESPONDED, NOT WITH GUNS A BLAZING, BUT WITH UMBRELLAS A WAVING. TO SAVE HIM FROM A FEW RAIN DROPS…….I did some research on Obama’s authority to have our Marines to protect our President from melting and from what I found from the link below, Obama has NO AUTHORITY TO DO THIS according to the Marine Uniform Protocol  / Chapter 3 of the MCO P1020.34F of the Marine Corps Uniform Regulations.

SOURCE HERE

 

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Trump: American Foreign Policy Under Obama ‘A Disaster’

Real estate tycoon Donald Trump flashes the thumbs-up as he arrives on stage for the start of the prime time Republican presidential debate on August 6, 2015 at the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. AFP PHOTO/MANDEL NGAN (Photo credit should read MANDEL NGAN/AFP/Getty Images)

Well it looks and sounds like Trump is beginning to listen to his advisors and he’s starting to talk about “SPECIFIC” “ISSUES” that the American people have been waiting to hear from him!. Myself and MILLIONS of his supporters would rather see him STOP with the hateful name calling! That kind of CRAP is NOT needed to beat Hillary Clinton when just telling the TRUTH about her will get the job done.. I really feel, and it takes a LOT for me to say this, if “The Donald” stays this course, does his homework, listens to the right leaders in the party along with being Presidential, it could easily, EASILY get him by Hillary and straight in to the White House! If he does this for a day or so and then when something little doesn’t go his way, and he returns to the same old “trash talking” Trump, Hillary Will Take Him Down” and it’s that simple…………Papa Mike

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SOURCE: Weasel Zippers 

Via USA Today:

Having declared himself the presumptive Republican presidential nominee the night before, Donald Trump sought to turn toward a more issues-oriented campaign Wednesday with a speech that branded the foreign policy of President Obama — and Hillary Clinton — as “a complete and total disaster.”

Echoing much of what he has said on the campaign trail, the New York businessman vowed to put “America First” when it comes to trade deals, immigration, counter-terrorism tactics, and military action, and he pledged to pull back efforts to promote democracy in the Middle East and elsewhere.

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Republican Delegate Counts and Polls Updated April 27

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Counts and RCP Poll averages

DELEGATES NEEDED TO WIN REPUBLICAN NOMINATION 1237

DONALD TRUMP ————————950**
TED CRUZ ——————————-560
JOHN KASICH —————————158

**It should be noted that Trumps numbers only reflect 17 delegates from Pennsylvania as the other 54 are uncommitted, but expected to go to Trump due to his landside victory in that state!

UPCOMING REPUBLICAN PRIMARY MAY 3
*INDIANA————————-DELEGATES 57——— TRUMP +6.5
*The Republican primary in Indiana is an Open one, meaning that independents and Democrats can cross over and vote in it. In past open primaries Donald Trump has done very well.

REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION NATIONAL RCP AVERAGE TRUMP +12

DONALD TRUMP———————RCP AVERAGE 42.3
TED CRUZ——————————–RCP AVERAGE 30.3
JOHN KASICH————————–RCP AVERAGE 22.3

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If You Boil Ribs The Terrorists Win

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MYTHS ABOUT SMOKING RIBS

Myth #1: Boil ribs to make them tender
A lot of folks boil their ribs. Don’t do it! You wouldn’t boil a steak would you? When you boil meat and bones, you make flavorful soup. That’s because water is a solvent that pulls much of the flavor out of the meat and bones and makes the meat mushy. Boiling also removes vitamins and minerals. That’s why the water is cloudy when you’re done. That’s flavor in the water. DOH! Taste tests have shown that ribs are most flavorful when roasted. If you are in a hurry, you are better off steaming or microwaving ribs and then finishing them on the grill or under the broiler. Just don’t boil ’em if you want max flavor! If you boil ribs the terrorists win.

Myth #2: The best ribs fall off the bone
Barbecue judges agree: Properly roasted ribs are tender but still have some chew, similar to a tender steak. They don’t fall off the bone. If they do, chances are they have been OVER COOKED, or boiled. Click here to learn what the experts think Amazing Ribs taste like.

Myth #3: Thermometers are for sissies
I don’t care what the TV chef said, you cannot tell anything about the temp of a grill is by holding your hand over the grate and counting “1001, 10002, 1003″ until your palm bursts into flame. Each of us reacts differently to heat, and the heat 1″ above the grate can be significantly different than 6” above. Maybe an old pro who cooks 100 steaks a night can do this parlor trick, but you cannot.
Likewise, you may have also heard that you can tell the doneness of a steak by poking it and comparing the bounciness of the meat to the tip of your nose or the flesh between your thumb and forefinger. As if everyone’s hand has the same firmness and bounciness! As if a filet mignon has the same firmness and bounciness of a sirloin! Lookit, almost all professional chefs carry a meat thermometer in their chef’s coat. There’s a reason.
Finally, you cannot rely on popup thermometers in turkeys, and most dial thermometers built into grills are waaaaay off, often 50°F, and the temp in the dome is different than the temp on the cooking surface.
The single most important thing you can do to improve your cooking is get a good digital thermometer for your grill and another for food.

Myth # 4: Soak wood before using it
When I soaked wood chunks overnight, they gained about 3% by weight. Chips gained about 6%. I cut the chunks in half and penetration was only about 1/16″. DOH! That must be why they make boats out of wood! Wood doesn’t absorb much water! If you toss wet wood on a hot grill, the small amount of water just below the surface will evaporate rapidly, negating any effect of soaking. On charcoal, the wet wood cools off the coals when it is important to hold the coals at a steady temp. Learn more about the Science of Wood.

Myth #5: The juices from a steak are blood
If they were blood they would be dark, almost black, like your blood. And they would be thick and coagulate. No, the blood is drained during slaughter. The juices on your plate are a protein rich liquid called myoglobin, so stop grossing out your kids by calling it blood. Click here to read more about meat science.

Myth #6: Always use tongs, never forks
Don’t worry about poking holes in the meat. A steak is 70% liquid (much of that myoglobin), so if you poke a hole in a 16 ounce steak and it loses 1/4 ounce of juice, you’ll still have more than 9 ounces of fluid left. When you cook, however, you can lose up to 20% from evaporation and dripping. That’s more than 3 ounces.

For more “Myths” About Smoking Meat Check Out:

AmazingRibs.com