Papa Mike's Blog

by Big Dog

I stole the picture from my cousin Jeb!!  LOL….Papa Mike

The folks coordinating the coronation of Obama (PBUH) have decided that one toilet for every 6000 visitors was not a good thing so they have increased the number of port-a-potties to one in every 300. There will be 5000 of the familiar toilets throughout DC for the event.

The toilets that the unwashed masses will use are the standard toilets that have no lighting, no running water, can’t be flushed, and are not climate controlled. It is also likely that they will not have enough toilet paper.

Those in the middle and lower classes who plan to attend should ensure they take toilet paper and something to wash their hands with after using the facilities.

Waterless hand sanitizer or baby wipes are good for cleaning up after toileting. Remember toilet paper because it disappears fast. If you have a capitalist streak take extra and sell it.

The VIPs, on the other hand, will have heated port-a-potties that flush. They will also have lights and running hot and cold water. This is how the elites in DC see the people. Harry Reid says they are smelly and stink up the Capitol when they visit and those planning the event believe they deserve nothing as good as those who work for them and whose salaries they pay.

I certainly would not expect all the toilets to be the high class ones because of the expense involved but I do believe that the ones the VIPs use should be no better than the ones the visitors will use.

Then again, this is how the politicians (and their high priced friends) view us as compared to them. They are better than we, in their minds, and they deserve the modern comforts. It never occurs to them that we are paying for the toilets.

Perhaps we will get lucky and there will be a blizzard the evening of January 19th.

Of course a blizzard would be nothing compared to the snow job we will get for the next four years.

Source:
NY Daily News

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