Happy New Year This January 20th

 

THIS IS IS EXTREMELY CLEVER. WONDER WHO WROTE IT


T’was the night before Christmas, and up in the tower,
The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
The conservative masses had come out in force,
And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
The media lied to them . . . My, what a surprise.
They had been promised a Hillary win,
But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.

And though from all corners celebrities flew,
They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
They talked about climate, racism, and such,
And they made up good stories . .But didn’t know much.

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
It was Soros paid protesters and Black Lives Matter.
With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.

Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
But soon the protesters will feel the pain,
When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
The one they call Trump is the one that we need.

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
And he looked presidential, Even I have to admit.

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
His love for this country was on full display,
And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.

He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;

“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
They knew it would be a fantastic four years.

Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”

Judge Jeanine Pummels ‘Communist’ Hollywood Elitist Rosie O’Donnell (VIDEO)

Donald Trump once promised Rosie O’Donnell a very nice job in one of his hotel casinos just to prove there is no bad feelings between the two. He said all she would have to do is swim around in the pool and occasionally “spout water” from her BLOWHOLE!………..Papa Mike

PICTURE BELOW WAS POSTED BY PAPA MIKE AND  NOT BY THE “SOURCE” OF THIS ARTICLE ……Papa Mike

SOURCE: Jim Hoft With The Gateway Pundit / Jan 14th, 2017

Judge Jeanine Pirro pummeled “Communist” Hollywood elitist Rosie O’Donnell in her opening remarks. This was brilliant, but TRUE! ( Papa Mike )

Judge Jeanine: And as for those Hollywood leftists in need of a lobotomy, like Rosie O’Donnell. They are straight up Communists. Rosie supports imposing Martial Law, delaying the Inauguration until Trump is “cleared of all charges.” Rosie, I know you. I don’t have a problem with you. But, martial law? Are you nuts? Do you eve know what martial law is? It’s when the military takes over when we are taken over when we are invaded and are at war. And by the way Trump isn’t charged with anything.

SOURCE: Jim Hoft With The Gateway Pundit / Jan 14th, 2017

All-American Toby Keith Not Apologizing For Performance

 

All-American Toby Keith Not Apologizing For Performance
One of America’s most loved musicians says he’s not apologizing for playing at Trump’s Inauguration on January 20, 2017 in Washington D.C.

From Entertainment Weekly:

Toby Keith is responding to critics of his decision to perform for Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration.

“I don’t apologize for performing for our country or military,” Keith said in a statement to EW.

Toby Keith’s music is an absolute perfect for incoming President Donald Trump.


Lyrics in his music speak to American patriotism, American manufacturing, and supporting the American military.

Can you imagine when Toby Keith plays this song in Washington D.C. to ring in the Trump era?

 

WHY ATHLETES CAN’T HAVE REGULAR JOBS

 

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
“I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me.”

2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
“I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first..”

3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the ‘Skin’s say:
“I’d run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,”
Matt Millen of the Raiders said:
“To win, I’d run over Joe’s Mom, too.”

4. Torrin Polk,University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
“He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings.”

5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh :
“I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes..”
(Now that is beautiful)

7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
“You guys line up alphabetically by height..,”
And, “You guys pair up in groups of three,
and then line up in a circle.”

8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
“Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton …”

9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
“That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”

10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
“He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is.”

11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim
Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)

12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
“I asked him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’
He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.'”

13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player
who received four F’s and one D:
“Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.”

14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
“I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious.”

15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife
on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
“Because she’s too ugly to kiss good-bye.”

 

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LAS VEGAS (AP) — There’s a new thrill on the streets of downtown Las Vegas, where high- and low-rollers alike are climbing aboard what officials call the first driverless electric shuttle operating on a public U.S. street.

The oval-shaped shuttle began running Tuesday as part of a 10-day pilot program, carrying up to 12 passengers for free along a short stretch of the Fremont Street East entertainment district.

The vehicle has a human attendant and computer monitor, but no steering wheel and no brake pedals. Passengers push a button at a marked stop to board it.

The shuttle uses GPS, electronic curb sensors and other technology, and doesn’t require lane lines to make its way.

“The ride was smooth. It’s clean and quiet and seats comfortably,” said Mayor Carolyn Goodman, who was among the first public officials to hop a ride on the vehicle developed by the French company Navya and dubbed Arma.

SOURCE: HERE

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Dead People Doled Out $2.6 Billion Worth of Food Stamps

 

Bet they vote Democratic as well…

Via Free Beacon:

Dead retailers redeemed more than $2 billion worth of food stamps, according to a new audit.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture’s inspector general reviewed billions of transactions through the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), also known as food stamps. It found that thousands of stores authorized to accept food stamps were using the Social Security numbers of deceased persons.

An audit released Thursday found instances of potential fraud where the Food and Nutrition Service issued food stamps through stores that claimed to be owned by children or the dead.

“We found that 3,394 authorized SNAP retailers (retailers) used Social Security Numbers (SSN) that matched SSNs of deceased people,” the inspector general said. “Additionally, 193 retailers listed owners who were not at least 18 years of age. While FNS did have some controls to edit or verify SNAP retail owner information, these controls were not adequate to ensure owner information accuracy.”

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Hannity Exposes How the U.S. Mainstream Media Is a ‘Corrupt Cabal’

 

In his opening monologue tonight, Sean Hannity took aim at the “corrupt cabal” that is the American mainstream media.

Hannity said that the press is currently in “meltdown mode” because President-elect Donald Trump actually stood up to them at his news conference on Wednesday.

“The media, they’re pretending to be shocked that the president-elect slammed BuzzFeed and CNN over publishing an unconfirmed, completely unfounded political op research file,” Hannity said.

He argued that BuzzFeed is a “political propaganda arm” of the Democratic Party, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that they are standing by their decision to publish “fake news” in an attempt to smear Trump.

Hannity added that so many of the news organizations and advertisers are interconnected that it all amounts to a “corrupt swamp.”

 

SOURCE: FOX News Insider

Speaker Paul Ryan: We Will Defund Planned Parenthood Period, And Here’s Why

 

Last night, in an interview on CNN, pro-life Speaker Paul Ryan explained why the Republican Congress will defund the Planned Parenthood abortion business.

Ryan said Congress has a long-standing pro-life principle that it will not force taxpayers to be involved in the abortion industry. He also said that defunding Planned Parenthood will have absolutely no negative effect on women’s health because the funding will be rerouted to legitimate Health Care Centers that actually provide healthcare for women as opposed to abortions.

Ryan said federal community health centers are “all throughout Wisconsin, they’re in virtually every community,” adding:

“By putting these dollars in the federal community health centers, which provide the same kinds of services. For every Planned Parenthood, there are federal community health centers. They are vastly bigger in network, there are so many more of them, and they provide these kinds of services without all the controversies surrounding this issue.”

“Well there’s a longstanding principle that we’ve all believed in — and by the way, this is for pro-choice/pro-life people — that we don’t wanna commit taxpayer funding for abortion and Planned Parenthood is the largest abortion provider,” Ryan said. “So we don’t want to effectively commit taxpayer money to an organization providing abortions but we wanna make sure that people get their coverage.”

Ryan said funding the Planned Parenthood abortion company is “surrounded by a lot of controversy and we don’t wanna commit peoples’ taxpayer to effectively funding something that they believe is morally unconscionable.”