Blonde Joke

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc,
they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee.
“Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing.”

It Figures….. Smelly Occupy Wall Street Goons Admit They’re Wanted By Police

Yup. They’re just like the tea party.

IN PLAIN SIGHT: A protest attendee named Dave (above) relaxes in Zuccotti Park, where he said he’s been getting high while running from warrants.

The pot-smoking Occupy Wall Street and Do Drugs goons admit they are hiding from police.
The New York Post reported:

The criminals are crashing the party.

Lured by cheap drugs and free food, creepy thugs have infiltrated the crowd of protesters camped out in Zuccotti Park for Occupy Wall Street, The Post has learned.

“I got warrants. I’m running from the law,” boasted Dave, 24, a scrawny, unshaven miscreant in filthy clothes from Stamford, Conn. “I’m not even supposed to be here, but it’s as good a spot as any to hide.”

Wanted for burglary, the drug-addled fugitive said some of his hard-partying pals clued him in that the protest was a good place to be fed, get wasted and crash.

I’ve been smoking and drinking in here for eight days now,” said Dave, booze on his breath and his eyes bloodshot as he lay sprawled on a tattered sheet of cardboard. “I need to get some methadone. Every day, I wake up, and I’m f–ked up.”

Drugs can be easy to score — a Post reporter was offered pot for $15 and heroin for $10.

They’ve already fueled at least one violent incident, when a wasted nut job socked a medical volunteer in the face before others hauled the attacker away.

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GREAT News About The ‘B-52’

 

Think about it a bit.
The USAF is planning to upgrade it’s B-52 in order to keep it a viable bomber for 30 more years.

 

This is the airplane that brought unbelievable fear to our enemies when it unleashed its payload of bombs. Or one MOAB  ( Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb known as the Mother Of All Bombs)

Little Johnny Used The Obama Approach

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very Excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a Talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30 ,”

She said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s Civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”
“Very good,” said the teacher.

Little Mary was next: “I sold magazines,”
she said, “I made $45 and I
Explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current Events. “
“Very good, Mary” said the teacher

Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn.
The teacher held her breath.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a
Box full of cash on the teacher’s desk . “$2,467,” he said.
“$2,467!” cried the teacher,

“What in the world were you selling?”
“Toothbrushes,” said Little Johnny.
“Toothbrushes!” echoed the teacher,
“How could you possibly sell
Enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town,”
said Little Johnny.

“I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample.
” They all said the same thing ,
“Hey, this tastes like dog crap!”
Then I would say,
“It is dog crap. Wanna’ buy a toothbrush?”

“I used the Obama approach of giving you something  shitty for free,
and then Making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth.”

Shocker: Al-Awlaki’s Old Virginia Mosque Still Preaching Violence…

Why the hell wasn’t this “den of murderers” burned to the grown in 2002….PM

(NY Post) — The 9/11 imam Anwar al-Awlaki may be dead, but his old mosque is still open for business and remains a dangerous breeding ground for terrorists — and it’s right in the president’s back yard.

Nothing much has changed since 2002, when Awlaki voluntarily left the pulpit of the Dar Al-Hijrah Islamic Center in the Washington suburbs of Falls Church, Va.

It maintains the same radical leaders who hired him, and the same owners — even the same fax number that investigators believe 9/11 planner Ramzi Binalshibh used to send instructions to Awlaki and key hijackers he aided there. An unindicted co-conspirator in the 1993 World Trade Center attack, moreover, still leads prayers there.

In 2001, while Awlaki was preparing the hijackers for their martyrdom operation, Abdul-Malik raised the banner of Palestinian jihad, saying it’s within Islamic law to “blow up bridges” and other infrastructure. “You can do all forms of sabotage,” he said at a US conference held by a Hamas front group, while cautioning against killing “innocent” people.

Three years later, a founding mosque member was arrested for allegedly casing the Chesapeake Bay bridge for possible attack. Ismail Elbarasse was released on $1 million bond after Dar Al-Hijrah leaders put up their homes as collateral.

After Awlaki fled the country, Abdul-Malik told me in an interview he saw nothing wrong with Awlaki’s sermons encouraging Muslims to become martyrs.

OBAMA SPINS THE BLAME WHEEL; HIS NAME NOWHERE ON IT

Proving once again he is incapable of taking responsibility for any wrong doing or accepting blame for his mistaken policies, Obama spoke before Congress and blamed Bush, the Europeans, the Japanese, gas prices, etc. for the lousy shape of our economy.

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President Barack Obama urged Congress to act on his jobs plan Thursday, saying it was needed to protect the United States from another economic downturn.

Obama acknowledged that “there is no doubt” that economic growth has slowed and that the economy is “weaker now than it was at the beginning of the year,” when people were more optimistic.
The Japanese tsunami; the Arab Spring, which drove up gas prices; and economic problems in Europe have caused concerns, he added.
“And we did not help in Washington with the debt ceiling debacle,” he said.

Obama said many of the problems the economy faces predate the financial crisis, as middle-class families have seen their wages and incomes remain flat despite rising costs.

“So folks have been struggling not just for the last three years. They’ve been struggling for over a decade,” he said. “We have to take action that is big enough to meet the moment.”

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Obama Regime’s Cognitive Dissonance on Border Defense

What we can learn from the Obama Regime’s failure to get on the same page, besides that it is incompetent, is that defending the country from foreign incursion is seen as a strictly political issue.

In front of one group they pretend to defend our sovereignty; in front of another they pretend not to. Despite being the first responsibility of any national government, our border defense consists primarily of Obama’s spin, gestures, and lies.

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Nancy Pelosi: “God Bless” Wall Street Occupiers…

……..you got to be kidding me! With this kind of thinking she could NOT have graduated HIGH SCHOOL!…PM

Leave it to Pelosi ( AND Obummer ) to “God bless” a group of godless leftists.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi on Thursday praised the thousands of “Occupy Wall Street” protesters crowding New York City and other cities across the nation.

“God bless them for their spontaneity,” Pelosi told reporters. “It’s young, it’s spontaneous, it’s focused and it’s going to be effective.”

The comments from Pelosi, the top Democrat in the House, came after President Barack Obama embraced the protesters in a nationally televised news conference, saying their furor would “express itself politically in 2012 and beyond.”

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WHY WORK!

Here’s what socialism breeds……  Come get your free stuff!

If you’ve ever wondered where your tax dollars go, this video provides a really accurate answer.

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Love Your Family. Arm Yourself

In the first video Ruth Price is unarmed. Police find her dead on her bedroom floor.

In the second video the second victim is armed. They now continue to love and provide  for their family.

Love your family, and arm yourself. 911 isn’t there to protect you. 911 is there to cover your dead body with a sheet, and to console your family.

Every Responsible Citizen Should be Armed

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MICHELLE OBAMA LIES; MEDIA GIVES HER A PASS

Michelle Obama was at a fundraiser in Rhode Island and she made a claim about how Barack’s grandmother was discriminated against at a bank for two decades.

 

However, a little fact checking revealed the grandmother was a Vice President and the Obama’s inherited $500,000 in bank stock from her.
What a lying sack of shit!!!!

 

First Lady Michelle Obama said at a fundraiser in Providence, Rhode Island, on Friday night that a bank where Barack Obama’s grandmother had worked discriminated against her for nearly two decades “because she was a woman.”

 

However, the Washington Post reported earlier this year that Obama’s grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, had been the first female vice president of the Bank of Hawaii.
Meanwhile, Barack and Michelle Obamas’ 2009 tax return, posted on the White House website, indicates the Obamas inherited almost $500,000 worth of the bank’s stock from the president’s grandmother.

 

At the Friday fundraiser, held in a private home, Mrs. Obama explained why President Obama wants everybody to get a “fair shake.”
“Or can we rebuild our economy for the long term so that work pays, and responsibility is rewarded, and everyone—everyone–gets a fair shake and does their fair share?” Mrs. Obama asked, according to an official White House transcript. “That is the choice we face. Those are the stakes.

 

“But believe me, Barack knows this all too well,” Mrs. Obama continued. “He understands these issues because he’s lived them. He was raised by a single mother who struggled to put herself through school and pay the bills. And when things got too tough for her, his grandmother stepped in, waking up every morning before dawn to take the bus to her job at the bank.
“And his grandmother worked hard, and she was good at what she did,” said Mrs. Obama. “But for nearly two decades, he’s [sic] watched as she was passed over for promotions. Why? Because she was a woman. And she watched men no more qualified then she was–men she actually trained–climb the corporate ladder ahead of her.

 

“So believe me, Barack knows what it means when a family struggles. He knows what it means when someone doesn’t have a chance to fulfill their potential,” said Mrs. Obama.

 

Of course, this is all part of the class warfare crap Obama is trying to pull off here in the US. And you can tell it’s working when MSNBC’ Dylan Ratigan yells out to the stinky hippie crowd, “I love what you’re doing!”

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