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OK, I Broke Into Your House – So What?


A lady wrote and sent the following letter to the Editor of her local newspaper.

She should be asked to moderate the discussion on the question of Immigration. How would the networks react?
She is more rational than all the “talking heads” on network TV and probably more than half of our Congress.
Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let’s say I break into your house. Let’s say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave.

But I say, ‘No! I like it here. It’s better than my house. I’ve made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I’ve done all the things you don’t like to do I’m hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to feed me
You are Required to add me to your family’s insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family

My husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest. (except for that breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
It’s only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I’m just trying to better myself. I’m a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house
And what a deal it is for me!!!

I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior. Oh yeah, and I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so that you can communicate with me.

Why can’t people see how ridiculous this is?!
America is populated and governed by idiots.

If you agree, pass it on (in English). If not blow it off……… along with your future Social Security funds and a lot of the former benefits of being an American Citizen

Hah-Hah! Eric Holder Defends Andrew McCabe After He Is Canned — Gets Slayed on Twitter


It’s shaping up to be another rough day for the Democrooks.

FOX News correspondent Catherine Herridge reported on Monday that FBI Director Christopher Wray viewed the explosive FISA memo this weekend.

Chad Pergram from FOX News tweeted: Colleague Catherine Herridge reports FBI Director Christopher Wray went to Capitol Hill Sunday to view the four page memo on FISA abuses.

Deputy Director Andrew McCabe was fired on Monday.

Now this…
Controversial former Attorney General jumped in the fray today to defend the canned Andrew McCabe.

Eric Holder: FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe is, and has been, a dedicated public servant who has served this country well. Bogus attacks on the FBI and DOJ to distract attention from a legitimate criminal inquiry does long term, unnecessary damage to these foundations of our government.


Florida Dem Mayor Busted For Accepting Illegal Checks From Russians


Not the Russians the FBI is looking for. Update to this story.

Via Tampa Bay Times:

Joy Cooper knew the value of her political power.

On a summer day in 2012, the Hallandale Beach mayor met in her City Hall office with two men she thought were wealthy landowners from California as well as a close acquaintance, South Florida attorney and lobbyist Alan Koslow.

The landowners — FBI agents working undercover — would help finance Cooper’s re-election run. In return, she would push their construction project through the city commission.

Koslow showed the mayor a proposed donation and asked if it was a “good number.”

“No,” Cooper said. “Add a zero.”

“Three zeros. Is that fine?” Koslow responded. “Yes,” she said.

Cooper went on to win re-election in November 2012, after soliciting and receiving thousands of dollars that state prosecutors now say were illegal campaign contributions. Cooper, 57, who had served as mayor since 2005, was suspended by Gov. Rick Scott on Friday after she was charged with campaign finance violations, official misconduct and money laundering.[…]

A day after her high-profile arrest, details of Cooper’s alleged corruption have emerged in an arrest affidavit filed by state prosecutors in Broward County Circuit Court. Many of her words and actions were documented with undercover audio and video recordings.

The document outlines a chapter of the FBI’s 2012 probe of political corruption in South Florida, and how undercover agents posing as developers hired Koslow as their attorney to target Cooper. It also reveals a seemingly improbable tale of how $8,000 stuffed into a Dunkin’ Donuts bag was converted into campaign checks written by several Russian donors.[…]

The undercover agents posing as the developers gave Koslow — still unaware of their true identities — a Dunkin’ Donuts bag filled with $100 bills totaling $8,000. They agreed that Koslow “would channel these funds” to Cooper and two of her allies on the city commission, according to the affidavit.

Koslow, aware of the $500 limit on local campaign contributions, told the agents that he would use their funds and his connections to two Russian organizations to have them write checks to Cooper’s campaign.

In September, the mayor met Koslow at a fashion show organized by the Hallandale Beach Chamber of Commerce. There, she collected 20 campaign checks totaling $5,000.

“That’s fantastic,” Cooper told Koslow, acknowledging that the donations came from a bunch of Russians living in the United States.



Bible Lesson


Remember what Jesus said: ‘Goats on the left, sheep on the right’
(Matthew 25:33).

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat He did and filled the boat with fish.

John 21:6 (NIV) … He said, “Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some.” When they did, they were unable to haul
the net in because of the large number of fish.”

Origin of Left & Right…I have often wondered why it is that
Conservatives are called the “right” and Liberals are called the “left”.

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) – “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.”

Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen

It surely can’t get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American……… I Can
The last four letters in Republican…….. I Can
The last four letters in Democrats……… Rats

End of lesson! …Test to follow on November 6, 2018.

Remember, November 2018 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.

Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be.

You Get One Guess Why A California Woman Is Suing Walmart Over It’s Policy Of Locking Certain Items Behind Glass Doors


My guess is that WalMart is going to slam this frivolous bullshit suit right down on her stupid little head and I hope they nail her for lawyers fees while doing so.

I have some news for you and other idiots like you, every retailer on the planet keeps track of the items that turn up missing off their shelves and have every right to protect their merchandise in any way they see fit.

Maybe if the stuff you are complaining about wasn’t so ethnic specific it wouldn’t be so comical from where I sit but even the WalMart right down the road from me does the same thing with certain high end bottles of booze and all of their ammo.

Does that mean I am being discriminated against too honey?

That tells me there are a bunch of low lifes around here too and if WalMart is taking a hit on their bottom line because of it then I don’t blame them one bit for trying to protect their inventory from thieving assholes, no matter what ethnic background they happen to come from. 

NBC Stunned By How Far Megyn Kelly Went With Fonda Attack





‘The View’ skewers Megyn Kelly over Jane Fonda spat

‘Megyn Kelly Today’ airs pre-taped show after Jane Fonda clapback

Megyn Kelly slams ‘Hanoi Jane’ for remarks

How the ‘Today’ hosts are subtly trading ‘mean girl’ jabs on air
Megyn Kelly got approval from higher-ups at NBC before launching her hair-raising attack on Jane Fonda, Page Six has learned — but we’re told that prominent members of the organization were then stunned by how far the broadside went.

Peacock Network insiders fear that the take-down — in which Kelly dredged up Fonda’s “Hanoi Jane” episode to argue that the actress was in no position to “say what’s offensive” — will make it even harder for Kelly to book celebrity guests on her show in case they suffer the same fate.

On Monday’s episode of NBC’s “Megyn Kelly Today,” the host announced that she had stayed silent after Fonda had publicly criticized her for asking the “Grace and Frankie” star about her plastic surgery during a September interview.

But after Fonda brought it up again recently, Kelly had decided that “it’s time to address [Fonda’s] ‘poor me’ routine.”

The morning host said that Fonda had happily discussed the topic in other interviews, then launched into a diatribe about Fonda’s controversial opposition to the Vietnam War. (As Joy Behar said on ABC’s “The View”: “To drag the Vietnam War into a plastic-surgery conversation is a real stretch, Megyn. OK?”).


“The problem is that nobody at NBC is controlling Megyn. They paid her more than $20 million to host the 9 a.m. show, and she’s been given too much power. But the fact remains: You can’t say those things, or be so aggressive, on morning TV,” said an insider. “Plus, Megyn was already having trouble booking celebrities — so how is she ever going to book other stars if they disagree and she goes on air later and trashes them?”

In addition to the Fonda face-off, Debra Messing said publicly that she regretted going on the show to promote the “Will & Grace” reboot, and some publicists have privately said they are disinclined to book talent on her show.

A rep for the show did not comment.

Breaking: White House Is Pressing for Release of Explosive FISA Memo – Early This Week, Possibly Monday! (VIDEO)


Above Sara Carter told the FOX anchors, “This is really going to be big!”

FOX and Friends host Pete Hegseth the release may be on Monday.

Sara Carter: We know that probably within the week, now I’m not guessing tomorrow. I’ve been hearing different things. The House Intelligence Committee will go to a vote on this first. This is what has to happen first. We know that the president right now, according to my sources, is not going to reject to the release of the memo and I think that’s what’s most important here.

Via FOX and Friends: