Childbirth At 75

 

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 75-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked.

‘Not yet,’ She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.’

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

‘WHEN HE CRIES!’ she told me

‘WHEN HE CRIES?’ I demanded.

‘Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’

‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?’

PODESTA IS SCREWED=> Senate Judiciary Committee Releases Letter to Podesta and It Looks REALLY Bad

On Friday Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-IA) and Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) sent a batch of letters to DNC leaders demanding information regarding their interactions with dossier author Christopher Steele.

The batch of letters were sent to former DNC chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, former interim DNC chairwoman Donna Brazile, current DNC chair, Tom Perez, former Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta and former Clinton campaign chief strategist Joel Benenson.


Grassley and Graham cited the bombshell Washington Post report released in October of 2016 revealing Hillary Clinton’s campaign and the DNC funded the garbage Russia dossier compiled by former British spy Christopher Steele.

In early January Grassley and Graham also sent a letter to Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein and FBI Director Christopher Wray Friday demanding they investigate if Christopher Steele lied to federal authorities.

Now this…
The letter to John Podesta was released to the public and it looks really bad for Hillary’s former campaign chairman.

Here is a sampling of the 12 questions Podesta must answer and return to Congress.

2.) Did you or anyone else at Hillary for America receive copies of any ofthe memoranda comprising Mr. Steele’s dossier prior to its publication by Buzzfeein January of 2017? If so, how and when? Please provide all related documents.

5.) Did you or anyone else at Hillary for America distribute outside of the organization any of the dossier memoranda, information contained therein, or other information obtained by Mr. Steele?

6.) Did you or anyone else at Hillary for America communicate with any government officials -whether in the executive, legislative or judicial branches -regarding the dossier memoranda, information contained therein, or other information obtained by Mr. Steele? If so, please list the parties involved in the communication, the content of the communication, and the date and means of the communication. Please provide all related documents.

7.) Did you or anyone else at Hillary for America instruct, request, suggest, or imply that any individuals should pass along information to Mr. Steele or his intermediaries? Please provide all related documents.

8.) Did you or anyone else at Hillary for America communicate with members of the press regarding the dossier memoranda, information contained therein, or other information obtained by Mr. Steele? If so, please list the parties involved in the communication…

10.) Were you or anyone else at Hillary for America aware of Mr. Steele s contacts with the FBI or other government agencies prior to the 2016 election? If so, who?

This doesn’t look good for the Hillary campaign, the FBI or the DOJ.

Depending on the answers either the Hillary campaign committed crimes, the FBI and DOJ committed crimes, or all of the above crimes!

SOURCE:  Gateway Pundit 

Signs That Make You Laugh…

 

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READ:

We will heel you

We will save your sole

We will even dye for you.

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:

Blind man driving.

 

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

 

In a Podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.

 

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

 

At an Optometrist’s Office:

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.

 

On a Plumber’s truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.

 

On another Plumber’s truck:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

 

On an Electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.

 

In a Non-smoking Area:

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

 

On a Maternity Room door:

“Push! Push! Push!

 

At a Car Dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.

 

Outside a Muffler Shop:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

 

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

 

At the Electric Company:

“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.

 

In a Restaurant window:

“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.

 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.

 

At a Propane Filling Station:

“Thank Heaven for little grills.

 

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

“Best place in town to take a leak.

 

And the best one for last

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

______________________________

DIMocrats Choose Illegals Over American Troops And Their Families

 

The Schumer Shutdown is an early Christmas present to the GOP, courtesy of Schumer. democrats have drawn a line in the sand and have made clear who they regard as the people for whom they work. They have chosen illegal aliens over American troops and their families. During the shutdown American troops will not be paid:

Active-duty troops would still report for duty, but pay, basic maintenance and intelligence operations in the military would essentially come to a halt in a government shutdown, Defense Secretary Jim Mattis said Friday.

By law, troops and federal workers can’t be paid during a shutdown, but whether it would have any impact on military pay would depend on how long it lasted. The next paychecks are due to go out around Feb. 1.
Mattis added:

“We expect the magnificent men and women of our military to be faithful in their service, even when going in harm’s way. We must remain faithful to those who voluntarily sign a blank check to the American people, payable with their lives,”
Families in the military can also be adversely affected in various ways.

democrats don’t care. Illegal aliens, also known as undocumented democrat voters, are their #1 priority. Leaky Dick Durbin said he was working “full time” for illegal aliens. They should care about Americans as much.

If you visited some other sites, you’d find a vast reservoir of ignorance among liberals (surprise). They think, as did James Acosta, that a simple majority could pass this budget. Not so.

In the past democrats have been able to pin shutdowns on the GOP and make it stick. This time it’s different. Schumer and the democrats held the country hostage to their demands for illegal alien amnesty and they shut down the government. Media outlets are not blaming Trump. Instead they are blaming Schumer (CNN excepted of course)

“U.S. Shutdown Starts as Senate Democrats Block GOP Funding Plan” a Bloomberg headline blared early Saturday morning, referring to the Senate’s inability to agree on a variety of budgetary issues. The New York Times and AP chimed in with similar headlines.

….

Media outlets, meanwhile, painted the issue in harsh tones for the Democrats — one NYT headline declared: “Senate Democrat Block Bill to Keep Government Open Past Midnight, Shutdown Looms,” while the AP simply noted that, “Senate Democrats derail bill to avert shutdown.”
The GOP is in a position to exploit this heavily in the 2018 elections. They can endlessly run the headlines seen above and make abundantly clear that democrats care more for illegal aliens than they do those who put their lives on the line to keep this country safe.

And this is before we get to Schumer’s galactic hypocrisy. Back in 2013 he said that holding the government hostage to immigration reform would be the “politics of idiocy.”

 

 

Hannity: MULTIPLE SOURCES Tell Me DOJ Is Retrieving Missing Text Messages Between Anti-Trump FBI Lovers Strzok and Page

 


January 24, 2018 by Jim Hoft 

Social media was set ablaze after these new Strzok-Page text messages were released to the public. What is even scarier to think about is the new explosive text messages are a separate batch from the 6 months worth of ‘missing’ text messages.

As TGP’s Cristina Laila reported moments ago…
The timeline of the ‘missing’ text messages is highly suspicious. They begin on December 14, 2016 and go through May 17, 2017 which is the same day Robert Mueller was appointed as Special Counsel.

Imagine what the ‘missing’ text messages say about the Trump transition period, Russia dossier, “secret society” and moments leading up to Mueller’s appointment.
The most shocking thing we have found out in the new batch of text messages is there was a “secret society” of folks within the DOJ and FBI working against Trump.

FOX News is now reporting the recovery of the missing FBI text is underway.

Sean Hannity told his audience he has MULTIPLE SOURCES who confirm the DOJ is retrieving the missing messages between lovebirds Strzok and Page.

 

SOURCE: Gateway Pundit 

Iraq Veteran And Puppy Reunited In US After Months Apart

 

Via Fox News:

An Iraq veteran shared a joyful reunion with his rescue pooch on Tuesday after the pair was forced to spend several months apart, Fox 35 reported.

Jonathan Lewis happily greeted his dog Peanut, a nine month old Shepherd mix, at the airport in Orlando, Fla., the outlet said, after having to leave her behind when he returned home from duty.

When it was time for him to return to the states, Lewis reportedly had to leave the dog. But he didn’t lose faith that she would eventually join him in the U.S., Fox 35 said.

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Simple Quiz…

 


Great mental exercise for people over 50. Which of the following names are you familiar with?


1. Monica Lewinsky
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Benito Mussolini
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Al Capone
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods
You had trouble with #5, didn’t you?
So, you know all the liars, criminals, adulterers, murderers, thieves, sluts and cheaters, but you don’t know the Pope??
Lovely, just lovely…


sometimes I worry about you.