President Trump has just requested the Pentagon give him plans for a grajnd military parade to honor the men and women of our Armed Forces. Of course, as you might expect he was immediately attacked by the media and Democrats—I suppose this was just too damn patriotic for them.
Personally, I think Trump should double down and instead of our troops and tanks marching up Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington D.C. have the parade in Pyongyang, North Korea. This would also alleviate faux concerns of the D.C. city council that military tanks would destroy their streets. After all, the roads of Pyongyang are much more suitable for such displays of military hardware.
Trump’s Grand Pyongyang Parade would be lead by a Jackass pulling a small cart with Kim Jong-un, in chains. A very fitting end to ‘Little Rocket Man’, the leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. ‘Democratic People’s Republic’, damn sounds like a name provided by some modern day Democrat.