E= MC2 – A Public Announcement

1.  If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.

  2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by voting Democrat in the next election.

This is a Public Service Announcement

Author: Papa Mike

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