Deep DooDoo

 


We are in deep trouble…

The population of this country is 300 million plus.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

However,

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 20 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing TERRORISTS
!!

Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.


Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ass,

At your computer, reading jokes..

Nice Real nice,

DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?!!

‘South Park’ Creators To Crowd: ‘We’re Republicans’

 

I’m Pro-Conservative / Republican, but I NEVER watched one episode of this obscene show!!……Papa Mike

 

Via Daily Wire

“South Park” has always been a reliable show when it comes blasting the excesses of the Left (and the Right). While certainly a vulgar show and one that is not exactly pro-conservative, it has nonetheless always served as a nice contrast to the mean-spirited propaganda generally seen on television.

However, according to the show’s creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, they are actually Republicans, albeit of the Libertarian variety.

Accepting a “freedom award” from Norman Lear’s organization, the two creators of “South Park” allegedly came out of the closet as Republicans. Conservative radio host Larry Elder reportedly corroborated the pair’s voting history.

“We’re Republicans,” said the pair. “No, seriously. We’re Republicans.”

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Professor Used Shroud of Turin To Create ‘Precise’ 3D ‘Carbon Copy’ Of Jesus

 

Really interesting.

Via Daily Caller:

A University of Padua professor used the Shroud of Turin to create a 3D carbon copy of Jesus, allegedly revealing Christ’s true features.

Giulio Fanti, a professor of mechanical and thermal measurements and a scholar of the Shroud of Turin, used his own measurements of the impression on the shroud to create the carbon copy, according to Aleteia. Using the shroud and the resulting 3D image, Fanti was able to count a number of the bodily wounds Jesus would have suffered according to scripture and other historical sources, reveal his height, and the position in which he died, the professor said, according to Vatican Insider. Fanti has no doubt the depiction of the shrouded man and the statue he created with it is that of the actual Christ.

“This statue is the three-dimensional representation in actual size of the Man of the Shroud, created following the precise measurements taken from the cloth in which the body of Christ was wrapped after the crucifixion,” Fanti said, according to Vatican Insider. “Therefore, we believe that we finally have the precise image of what Jesus looked like on this earth. From now on, He may no longer be depicted without taking this work into account.”

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POTHOLE REBELLION: Street Artists Blast LA Politicians for Putting “Welfare of Illegals” Over Americans

 

I WAS BORN IN CALIFORNIA, BUT I HAVENT ADMITTED IT FOR YEARS SINCE THE FAR LEFT DIMocrats HIJACKED THE STATE AND BEGAN PROTECTING ILLEGAL ALIENS OVER AMERICAN CITIZENS!!……….Papa Mike 

Street Artists in Los Angeles put up street signs this week across the city calling out the City Council on their sanctuary city policies.

The signs warned against potholes and read “REPAIR FUNDS Diverted To Subsidize Welfare For Illegal Aliens Thanks To Your City Council Members” and listed City Council members Gil Cedillo, Paul Koretz, Herb Wesson, Mike Bonin and Jose Huizar.

This signs appeared in downtown Los Angeles, Hollywood (near Paramount Studios), midtown and Bel Air

Here’s a Pothole sign in Hollywood.

 

The anonymous artists claim “The roads in LA are worse that Tijuana, driving here sucks and it’s their fault. The city is shirking its responsibility to provide a safe and secure environment for lawful citizens to placate illegals and steal elections. The State of California and Los Angeles are out of control, and the Marxists in City Hall need to know that the people of Los Angeles understand what they are doing and are fed up. There’s nothing like hitting a 6″ pothole on your way to work to rattle your brain and ruin your car.”

 

 

Illegal Polish Alien Convicted of Torturing Dog Gets Prison Time and Deportation

 

A Polish man living in Quincy, Massachusetts, who illegally entered the U.S. from Poland, will be deported after serving a ten-year sentence for animal cruelty, a report says.

Radoslaw Czerkawski was sentenced to eight to ten years in prison for beating a puppy so badly that animal control officers had to euthanize it, Fox News reported.

Charged with 12 counts of animal cruelty, 36-year-old Czerkawski was eventually found guilty in the widely publicized “puppy doe” case. He was acquitted of a thirteenth charge of misleading police.

Officials said the dog suffered multiple broken bones, damage to its eyes, and a split tongue. It was so badly injured that it was euthanized a month after the attack.

Read more at Breitbart

Pastor Rick Warren How The Resurrection Changed Everything


Posted on March 31, 2013 by………Papa Mike

Saddleback Church


LAKE FOREST, Calif. – Pastor Rick Warren highlighted parts of his sermon on how the resurrection of Jesus Christ “changed everything” with scenes from the popular docudrama series “The Bible” during a lunchtime worship service at Saddleback Church on Good Friday. The message will be given again several more times before the weekend ends.

“How did 12 peasant fishermen, tax collectors, farmers – how in the world did they multiply – 12 followers of Jesus to one out of every three people on the planet [identifying as Christian]? The answer is the Resurrection,” said Warren to about 2,000 people in attendance and an online viewing audience. “The resurrection of Jesus changed everything. It split our calendar to the A.D. and the B.C.

“No other event has impacted the world so much as the resurrection of Jesus Christ,” he said.

Warren also said it is amazing to think about the fact that Jesus never wrote a book, “in fact he never wrote anything down,” and yet there are more books written about Jesus than any other subject in the world.

He added, “Jesus never composed a song, but there is more music written about Jesus Christ than any other subject, bar none, in history. Jesus never drew any pictures or did any sculpture, [but] more art has been made about Jesus Christ than any other subject in history.”

Jesus never traveled more than 100 miles from where he was born, Warren explained, “and yet, you can find followers of Jesus in every nook and cranny of the planet.”

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GOP Rep. Costello: Stormy Daniels Telling the Truth, Obama a Better ‘Role Model’ Than Trump

 

I TOTALLY AGREE!!……….Papa Mike

 

Pennsylvania Congressman Ryan Costello said he stands by his vote for Donald Trump in 2016 but ripped the president’s excessive tweeting and inability to be a “role model.”

Costello, who represents West Chester, Wyomissing and Pottstown, said that as someone in a competitive Congressional district, he’s been concerned with what the president does outside of his policy agenda.

Costello said liberal Americans claim criticism of Trump is “never good enough,” while people on the right may ask, “why aren’t you defending him?”

“I’ve lived through it for the last year and a half,” Costello said.

The 41-year-old recently announced he is not seeking reelection after a redistricting map drawn by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court for the 2018 elections made his swing district markedly bluer. He also cited the “angry [political] environment.”

He said he’s supported Trump on regulatory reform and other measures like the tax cuts, but said the president’s other issues create some concern.

“I have little kids. I don’t want them to ask me ‘what does Stormy Daniels do for a living?’,” Costello said.

When MSNBC host Katy Tur asked whether he believes the pornographic actress is telling the truth about a tryst with Trump, he said, “I think she is.”

Costello said that, though he disagreed with President Barack Obama on many things legislatively, he found the former Illinois senator to be a better “role model” than Trump.

“[Trump] would do Republicans in Congress much much better if he would focus on governing,” he said.

“This kind of stuff is not good for our country,” Costello said. “[Trump] should be a role model.”

Costello added that he was one of the members of Congress to call for a special counsel, but said the probe should not be halted or “perverted.”

“Want to Freak Yourself Out?” Tech Expert Reveals How Facebook and Google Are Spying on You – AND IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND

 

 

 

 

 

 

Technical Consultant and web developer, Dylan Curran posted a long tweet thread documenting just how much information Google and Facebook store about people. For this information click on the link at the bottom of the page

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Be prepared because this is gonna freak you out.

Facebook and Google have come under heavy criticism recently after privacy concerns were raised over the way they store and sell user data to advertisers.

Christopher Wylie, a Cambridge Analytica whistleblower told a committee of British MP’s Tuesday Facebook has the ability to spy on you in your own home or place of work.

Facebook denies they spy on users with their app in order to deploy customized advertisements.

In a tweet thread, Dylan Curran takes you on a journey in 34 stunning tweets showcasing just how much Google knows about you. From your every move, to search history, to gender, health, relationship status, Google and Facebook are documenting pretty much everything you do day in and day out.

In a tweet thread, Dylan Curran takes you on a journey in 34 stunning tweets showcasing just how much Google knows about you. From your every move, to search history, to gender, health, relationship status, Google and Facebook are documenting pretty much everything you do day in and day out.

In one of Dylan Curran’s last few tweets in the thread he even suggests he ‘may be on an FBI watch list so if he dies in the next few months it wasn’t an accident, it was a set-up.’

Curran also says Google and Facebook having all of this information can be used for nefarious reasons and violates multiple human rights.

Creepy.

Follow Dylan’s tweet thread down the “rabbit hole” at the link below!

“Want to freak yourself out? I’m gonna show just how much of your information the likes of Facebook and Google store about you without you even realising it”, Dylan Curran began.

Follow Dylan’s tweet thread HERE

Self-Driving Car Ticketed; Company Disputes Violation

 

 

SAN FRANCISCO (KPIX 5) — A self-driving car was slapped with a ticket after police said it got too close to a pedestrian on a San Francisco street.

The self-driving car owned by San Francisco-based Cruise was pulled over for not yielding to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. Cruise says its data shows the person was far away enough from the vehicle and the car did nothing wrong.

A witness, Kevin O’Connor, snapped a photo after seeing the motorcycle officer pull over the self-driving car as O’Connor drove through the South of Market area last week. “There was another car stopped alongside and he looked a little befuddled,” said O’Connor. “The cop was just writing a regular ticket like they always do.”

According to data collected by Cruise, the pedestrian was 10.8 feet away from the car when, while the car was in self-driving mode, it began to continue down Harrison at 14th St. Shortly after the car accelerated, the officer pulled it over.

 

In a statement, Cruise said, “Safety is our priority in testing our self-driving vehicles. California law requires the vehicle to yield the right of way to pedestrians, allowing them to proceed undisturbed and unhurried without fear of interference of their safe passage through an intersection. Our data indicates that’s what happened here.”

The pedestrian involved didn’t get hurt. It happened a day after an Uber car in self-driving mode hit and killed a woman crossing the street, outside a crosswalk, in Tempe, Arizona.

It’s incidents like these that make people like O’Connor skeptical about whether self-driving cars will ever be safe enough.

“To me, it’s almost impossible. I just don’t see it happening unless every car was autonomous,” he said.

The company claims the human test driver did everything right but is now responsible for the citation. San Francisco police did not immediately respond to a KPIX inquiry about the incident.

 

Meanwhile At The Hotel

 

A married couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room. They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for us to use.

“But we didn’t use them,” the husband said.

“Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager. The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from New York, Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here,” the Manager says.

“But we didn’t go to any of those shows,” the husband said.

“Well, we have them, and you could have.” the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, “But we didn’t use it!” The Manager is unmoved, and eventually, the husband gave up and agreed to pay.

As he didn’t have the checkbook, he asked his wife to write the check. She did and gave it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. “But ma’am, this is made out for only $50.00.”

“That’s correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied. “But I didn’t ” exclaims the Manager. “Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”

Don’t mess with senior citizens…They didn’t get that age by being stupid!

Al Sharpton’s Brother Charged In Shooting Murder, One Day After Marching Against Guns

 

No, you don’t have the right to shoot someone who steals your car.

Via Washington Examiner:

The half-brother of Rev. Al Sharpton, also an activist whose group participated in Saturday’s anti-gun March For Our Lives, has been charged in a Sunday shooting death in Dothan, Ala.

Dothan police said that Rev. Kenneth Glasgow was the driver in a car linked to the murder of 23-year-old Breunia Jennings of Dothan by passenger Jamie Townes, 26.

Dothan Police Chief Steve Parrish said that Glasgow and Townes allegedly searched for Jennings, who they believe had stolen Townes’ car. When they found her, Townes allegedly shot Jennings as she drove, hitting her in the head. She died later.

“Instead of him notifying law enforcement, he took matter in his own hands and jumped in Mr. Glasgow’s vehicle to find Breunia Jennings,” said Parrish, according to a report in the Dothan Eagle.

While police do not believe Glasgow, 52, was the triggerman, under Alabama’s aiding and abetting law, he is culpable for murder.

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Heineken Gets Hammered For ‘Sometimes, Lighter Is Better’ Ad Sliding Beer Past Black Patrons To White Person

 

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!……Papa Mike

Less filling.

Via BPR:

Social media users are losing their heads over a beer commercial, but are they making much ado about nothing?

Chancelor Jonathan Bennett, known professionally as Chance the Rapper, raised awareness of a television advertisement for Heineken beer, which the recording artist called “racist” for its alleged insinuation that “lighter”-skinned people are “better” than blacks.

The commercial depicts a bartender who spots a woman looking down sadly at a glass of wine. He grabs a bottle of Heineken and slides it down the table.

The bottle passes three black people before arriving in front of the woman, at which point the words “Sometimes, Lighter is Better” appear on-screen. The ad ends with a glimpse of the woman laughing with two white men.

Bennet called the TV spot “terribly racist,” and speculated that Heineken and other companies intentionally make controversial ads in order to “get more views.”

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Juanita Broaddrick: Media Won’t Interview Me About Clinton ‘Because I’m Not a Porn Star’

 

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A woman who accused then-Arkansas Attorney General Bill Clinton of raping her said the media is treating porn star Stormy Daniels wildly different than herself.

Sean Hannity asked Juanita Broaddrick if CNN’s Anderson Cooper – who interviewed Daniels for CBS – has called her to hear her own story of alleged sexual misconduct by a president.


Broaddrick said she tweeted at Cooper to ask why he remains silent on her case.

“There’s no comparison,” fellow Clinton accuser Paula Corbin Jones said of the coverage of the Daniels allegations versus her own and those of Broaddrick.

Jones received a settlement after accusing Clinton of pulling down his pants and exposing himself to her.

Broaddrick said Sean Hannity and former NBC journalist Lisa Myers were some of the very few media personalities interested in hearing her story.

She said Clinton raped her in a hotel room and kept her silent by biting her lip.

Her new book “You’d Better Put Some Ice On That” tells of the incident, and the only words Clinton spoke after the alleged rape before he “put on his sunglasses” and left the room.

“I’m not a porn star, I was a hard-working nurse and businesswoman,” Broaddrick said. “I wasn’t a porn star so that’s why they weren’t interested in me.”

Jones recalled how political commentator James Carville, then a Clinton White House adviser, told the media “you can drag a dollar through a trailer park” and people like Jones will make allegations against the president for that dollar.

Broaddrick and Jones called the coverage of Daniels’ allegations “insane,” and noted that even if Trump had sex with Daniels, it was consensual unlike in the case of Broaddrick’s accusation.

FOX News Insider

The Republicans Lost the House!!

 

TRUMP YOU IDIOT WHY THE HELL DID YOU NOT VETO THIS RIDICULOUS FREAKING BILL? YOU SHOULD BE IMPEACHED “ASAP”……..Papa Mike

 

Once again, just like in 2000-2006, the Republicans have gone on a spending spree with the $1.3 trillion porkulus spending bill. And guess what? They gave Dimocrats almost everything they wanted and they didn’t fund Trump’s wall. Schmuckie Schumer and ex-Speaker Blinky are ecstatic.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer rushed out to celebrate the $1.3 trillion Omnibus bill that passed Congress today.

The record spending bill funds all of the Democrat Party’s pet projects and denies funding for Trump’s border wall
Democrats loved it!

Yeah. They don’t even need to take over the House to get what they want. Paul RINO and his merry band of RINOs gave it to them.

Chuck Schumer cheered the bill:

“In a certain sense we were able to accomplish more in the minority than we had the presidency or were even in the majority.”

Minority leader Nancy Pelosi added:

“I think one of the reasons they rushed it through they didn’t want their colleagues to see what was in the bill.” It was a great day for Democrats.

They get to blow more cash on the pet projects and illegal aliens — and Trump does not get his border wall.

Listen to Schmuckie and Blinky gloat. Schmuckie is laughing at the Republicans.

‘An Overtime Classic.’ What The National Media Said About KU’s Win Over Duke

 

I WILL SEE YOU ALL IN SAN ANTONIO AT THE “FINAL FOUR” AND THE FIRST ROUND IS ON ME!! 🍺🍺🍺🍺………Papa Mike

Alec Nathan of Bleacher Report wrote: “No. 1 Kansas and No. 2 Duke traded haymakers throughout a thrilling Midwest Regional final Sunday at CenturyLink Center in Omaha, Nebraska, but the Jayhawks ultimately landed the knockout blow to book a spot in the Final Four.

 


‘An overtime classic.’ that will be remembered forever! What the national media said about KU’s win over Duke

The best was saved for last.

The final game of the Elite Eight contests was Kansas’ 85-81 overtime win Sunday against Duke, and the battle between college basketball’s bluebloods had the country buzzing.

The game had a little bit of everything and satisfied all who were watching. Well, outside of Durham, N.C.

Here is what the national media wrote about the game and what college basketball experts said.

The Washington Post headline was “Kansas beats Duke and its Elite Eight demons with an overtime classic.” Here is part of what was written:

“The habitual winners at Duke might cringe years into the future over a basketball so bloody indecisive that it seemed to touch every smidgen of iron as it lollygagged around the rim, kissed the backboard, ventured back to the rim and then rolled off toward the floor as if deciding it craved overtime. The habitual winners at Kansas might revel years into the future over a basketball so blasted gorgeous that when it went up from the left corner and arced downward, it seemed not so much to swish as to smash down, as if deciding it aimed to stoke some bedlam.

“Meanwhile, the 17,579 witnesses inside CenturyLink Center on Sunday evening will chatter years into the future over their ticket-buying luck at seeing this Midwest Region final because of all the gasps and palpitations and frenzy and quality it provided. And at last, the heavy majority that yearned for the Jayhawks will know their team surmounted a big heap of difficult stuff because they whistled boldly through the corridor of their goblins and haunts, the Elite Eight, and the 85-81 overtime win signaled Kansas could withstand both that and the constellation of stars at Duke.”

ESPN Jay Bilas tweeted:


ESPN’s headline was: “Kansas takes a memorable route to the Final Four with OT thriller over Duke.”

Jake Trotter wrote: “If ever a college basketball game deserved five more minutes, it was this one.

“And topping off a string of unbelievable upsets, this increasingly unforgettable NCAA tournament delivered an overtime classic on Sunday.

“Kansas 85, Duke 81.

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