WHAT A PIG!…..Obama’s Risqué Joke Reveals No Respect For His Wife – Or Women

Maybe Obama should just glue the teleprompter to his head.  We already knew the Socialist-In-Chief has no respect for our military, no respect for the separation of government powers, no respect for our country, but now we know he, also, has no respect for his wife.

President Obama insulted the First Lady of the United States before the entire country with a completely offensive suggestion that she’s sexually deficient.  Nice.

Via DrudgePolitico reported,

President Obama, in Los Angeles for a fundraiser, offered this observation on his wife’s exercise routine, via the pool report:

“Michelle outdoes me in pushups as well,” he said, after saying that she’s taken some criticism on her technique “because she doesn’t go all the way down” – a line that he let hang, naughtily, provoking laughter from the crowd.

Maybe the crowd laughed, but I’m sure his wife isn’t.

SOURCE: Gateway Pundit

Who Will? Romney will

Many on the right have reservations about what is in store for our party in November.  A friend sent me the following.  Read it and think about each item seriously.  Then we have a duty to get out and vote on November 6th.  The future of our country depends on what happens on that date!   

Romney will end Obamacare. Obama won’t.

Romney will cut spending sharply. Obama will increase it.

Romney will block grant Medicaid and food stamps and stop their growth. Obama won’t.

Romney will cut income taxes. Obama will raise them.

Romney will stop EPA regulation of carbon dioxide. Obama will step it up.

Romney will stop the NLRB from forcing unionization. Obama will continue it.

Romney will do all he can to help Israel stop Iranian nukes. Obama won’t.

Romney will appoint conservative judges. Obama will name radical ones

Romney will crack down on Chinese currency manipulation. Obama is afraid to.

Romney will starve Chavez by curtailing purchase of his oil. Obama won’t.

Romney won’t bow to the Saudi monarch. Obama did.

Romney will restore defense cuts. Obama will disarm us.

Romney will approve Keystone and off shore drilling. Obama won’t.

Romney will push for school vouchers and choice. Obama killed it in D.C.

Romney will not cut Medicare to finance Obamacare. Obama is.

Romney will reform Medicare by using competition. Obama won’t.

Romney will stop debasing the dollar by printing more and more.  Obama will spend more money.

Romney will encourage photo id laws. Obama will veto them.

Romney will appoint anti-terrorists to the Justice Department. Obama does the opposite.

Romney will call Islamic terrorists, Islamic terrorists. Obama doesn’t.

Romney will reduce the capital gains tax. Obama will increase it.

Romney will turn America around. Obama hasn’t, won’t and can’t.

Civics 101

If this wasn’t so accurate, it’d be funny.
 
          
 
            A black kid asks his dad, “Dad, what’s democracy?”
 
                       (Wait…the kid doesn’t know his Dad…let’s start over…)
 
 
 
           A black kid asks his mom, “Mama, what’s a democracy?”
 
                   “Well, son, that’s when whites work every day so we can get all our benefits!”
 
 
         “But mama, don’t the white people get pissed off about that?”
 
 
                  “Sure they do, but that’s called racism!”

 
 

Whats the Difference Between HTTP and HTTPS?

A short answer is, the letter “S” stands for SECURE……PM

The “S” in HTTPS indicates a secure site. If you visit a web site or web page, and look at the address in the web browser, it will likely begin with the following: http://. This means that the web site is talking to your browser using the regular ‘unsecured’ language. In other If you fill out a form on the web site, someone might see the information you send to that site.

This is why you never ever enter your credit card number in an http web site! But if the web address begins with https://, your computer is talking to the web site in a secure code that no one can eavesdrop on.

If a web site ever asks you to enter your credit card information, you should look to see if the web address begins with https://. If it doesn’t, put your credit card back in your wallet and LEAVE the site

Beware

Dimocrats Disgust Me!

What vile pieces of CRAP these bastards are.

First they send the Justice Department goons to go after Florida for trying to protect the sanctity and legality of their voting system. A system that could, if corrupt, put someone who’s not born in the US, is a commie rat-bastard, and seals all his records into the Oval Office.

But when it comes to one of their own measly POS conventions, anyone wanting to get in has to show photo ID.

Where’s Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson complaining about disenfranchisement? Where’s the ACLU demanding “civil rights”? Where’s the Justice Department demanding democrats stop violating the rights of those who want to attend?

Screw these bastards. I hope they all die gruelingly violent and painful deaths.

voter-id-stats

In recent years, Democrats have argued that requiring voters to show photo IDs prior to voting is an egregious act of voter suppression. Ben Jealous, of the NAACP, has gone so far as to argue that such requirements are tantamount to modern-day Jim Crow laws. In the world they inhabit, lots of voters don’t have access to photo IDs, so requiring voters to provide this will “disenfranchise” them and leave them out of the democratic process. Funny they don’t feel that way for their own party conventions.

    On Saturday, Massachusetts delegates will meet in their state’s Democrat party convention. The votes of these delegates will determine whether there are primary elections for their party nominations. With so much at state, Democrats have decided to implement Voter ID requirements:

    A PHOTO ID WILL BE REQUIRED TO ENTER THE MASSMUTUAL CENTER

    Wait, what? Democrats tell us that photo ID requirements disenfranchise minority voters, who, inexplicably, have limited access to photo IDs. Yet, at their own convention, they insist that all delegates provide a photo ID to even have access to the convention floor. When their own party is at state, it seems their priorities are somewhat different that their rhetoric suggests.

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In Case You Missed This

“Cody Green was a 12-year-old kid in Indiana who was diagnosed with leukemia at 22 months old. He loved the Marines, and his parents said he drew strength and courage from the Marine Corps as he bravely fought the battle into remission three times.

As he struggled to fend off that infection in the hospital, the Marines wanted to show how much they respected his will to live, his strength, honor and courage. They presented Cody with United States Marine Corps Navigator’s wings and named him an honorary member of the Marine Corps.

For one Marine, that wasn’t enough … so that night, before Cody Green passed away, [the Marine] took it upon himself to stand guard at Cody’s hospital door all night long, eight hours straight.” (source)

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Biden Spends $1 Million Annually for Weekend Trips

Ronald Kessler reporting from Washington, D.C. — Last June, President Obama appointed Vice President Joe Biden to root out wasteful government spending. But behind the scenes, it’s a different matter.

Every Friday, Biden takes a helicopter designated as Marine Two from the vice president’s residence to Joint Base Andrews in Maryland and then hops on Air Force Two to fly back to his home in Delaware. At the end of the weekend, he returns on Air Force Two, usually a Boeing C-32.

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Vice President Biden boards Air Force Two.
(AP Photo)
During warm weather, Biden regularly returns to Andrews on the airplane on Saturdays to play golf at the Air Force base with President Obama. After the golf game, he flies back to Delaware and returns to Washington on the plane on Sunday evening — all at taxpayer expense.

The cost of flying Air Force Two is $22,000 an hour, so each half-hour trip to or from Delaware costs about $10,000. Each golf game costs taxpayers $20,000. At that rate, the annual cost to taxpayers of Biden’s weekend trips is well over $1 million.

Read more on Newsmax.com

Obama’s Second Term Transformation Plans

By Steve McCann  May 8, 2012          American Thinker
 
The 2012 election has often been described as the most pivotal since 1860. This statement is not hyperbole. If Barack Obama is re-elected the United States will never be the same, nor will it be able to re-capture its once lofty status as the most dominant nation in the history of mankind.
 
The overwhelming majority of Americans do not understand that Obama’s first term was dedicated to putting in place executive power to enable him and the administration to fulfill the campaign promise of “transforming America” in his second term regardless of which political party controls Congress. That is why his re-election team is virtually ignoring the plight of incumbent or prospective Democratic Party office holders.
 
The most significant accomplishment of Obama’s first term is to make Congress irrelevant. Under the myopic and blindly loyal leadership of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, the Democrats have succeeded in creating an imperial and, in a second term, a potential dictatorial presidency.
 
During the first two years of the Obama administration when the Democrats overwhelming controlled both Houses of Congress and the media was in an Obama worshiping stupor, a myriad of laws were passed and actions taken which transferred virtually unlimited power to the executive branch.
 
The birth of multi-thousand page laws was not an aberration. This tactic was adopted so the bureaucracy controlled by Obama appointees would have sole discretion in interpreting vaguely written laws and enforcing thousands of pages of regulations they and not Congress would subsequently write.

You can read the rest of this GREAT article…HERE
 

THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM

ONE OF THE BEST THEORIES OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

—   From a teacher in the Nashville   area   —

“We are worried about ‘the cow’ when it is all about the ‘Ice Cream.’The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching 3rd grade.

The last Presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president.We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members.We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support.

I had never seen Olivia’s mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.  
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now is was Olivia’s turn to speak.

Her speech was concise. She said, “If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream.” She sat down.

The class went wild. “Yes! Yes! We want ice cream.”

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn’t sure. But no one pursued that question. They took her at her word.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it…She didn’t know.  

The class really didn’t care. All they were thinking about was ice cream…

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 51.4 % of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48.6% percent know they’re going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess.”

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!

Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone that they have not first taken away from someone else.
Did you vote for the ice cream?

THAT, MY FRIEND, IS HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED,

BY THOSE WHO WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE!

Hope the nuts have learned something from 2008… pray so!!!!!

CLASS DISMISSED…

Nice….Denise!

This Ad Had Appeared The Other Day In Craigslist…..

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YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT VERY INTERESTED IN ANY USED FARM EQUIPMENT BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIGSLIST.

FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER – $1 ( WASHINGTON , D.C. )

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya . Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii . Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn’t work very often, but when it does it can really sling the manure for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this November.

I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.

Muslims Bomb Church – 14 Christians Slaughtered

14 more Christians slaughtered in Nigeria–

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The Islamist group “Boko Haram” is believed to be behind the bombing today. Religious clashes between Muslims and Christians in Nigeria are not uncommon. “Boko Haram”, which translates to “no Western culture.” The militants in Nigeria has killed more than 480 people, including Muslims.

Fourteen Christians were slaughtered today in Nigeria when a bomb went off in church near the capital.
ZeeNews reported, via Free Republic:

The Gatway Pundit

UCLA STUDY

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his butt while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

Quote of the Day

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.

Give a man or a woman a welfare check, a free cell phone with free  monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce bottle of malt liquor, a crack pipe, and some Air Jordan’s and he’ll vote Democratic for the rest of his life.

GOD Was Busy!

If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!! 

A United States Marine was taking some college courses 

between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq 
and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who 
was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. 


One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. 
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD, if you are real, then 
I want you to knock me off this platform… I’ll give you exactly 15 min.” 

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes 
went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.” 

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got 
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and hit him; 
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. 

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. 

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there 
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, 
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 
“What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?” 


The Marine calmly replied, 
“GOD was too busy today protecting 
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid 
stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.” 

The classroom erupted in cheers!

Quote of the Day

 

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.

 

Give a man or a woman a welfare check, a free cell phone with free  monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce bottle of malt liquor, a crack pipe, and some Air Jordan’s and he’ll vote Democratic for the rest of his life.

Wow!! I Do Think We Are Being Taken For A Ride

PLEASE, PLEASE, LISTEN TO AND WATCH THIS VIDEO.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT GM IS DOING IS TOTAL B.S.!
 

  The MEDIA HAS  NEVER MENTIONED WHAT YOU WILL SEE IN THIS VIDEO and I doubt Obama OR Romney will bring it up either……The tax payers of our country need to know about this so if you agree with what’s going on here after watching this unbelievable video then pass it along to friends and family

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvl5Gan69Wo[/youtube]

Thanks Jim

Media to Obama: Sorry, Barry… You’ve Outspent the Last Five Presidents

Horrible. Barack Obama had the nerve to tell his uninformed supporters last week,

“Spending has risen at the lowest pace in 60 years.”

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Despite these bogus claims, Barack Obama has outspent the last five US presidents.
USNews.com reported:

Of course, this won’t stop Barack Obama from repeating the horrific lie that he cut spending

Gateway Pundit