A little Muslim kid, crying, can’t find his mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant says ‘What does your mother look like?’
The kid says “I have no idea.”
A little Muslim kid, crying, can’t find his mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant says ‘What does your mother look like?’
The kid says “I have no idea.”
DNC Chief Wasserman Schultz On Dem Loss Of Weiner’s NY Seat: “It’s a Very Difficult District For Democrats” – Reality: Seat Has Been In Dem Hands Since 1922…
Democratic party leaders insisted the loss wasn’t a harbinger of things to come. “It’s a very difficult district for Democrats,” said Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, noting its Democratic margins there tend to be the second lowest of all the districts in New York City.
I listened to this exchange this evening in the Republicans debate and I have to agree with what Congressman Paul was saying about how the U.S. has no right to “nation build” all over the world and we do need to pull back most of our military bases in just about every country. He even complimented Bush on his platform when he won the presidency that included things like we can not be the policemen of the world and NO NATION BUILDING…. BUT it all ended there, especially after Rick Santorum asked him about his article today on http://www.ronpaul.com/ blaming the United States for 9/11….here just watch the video and you decide if Paul has a chance in HELL becoming the Republican nominee and then defeating Obama for the presidency in 2012?????……I really like Ron Paul and I agree with a lot of different issues, but when he gets on that “truther” stuff and acts like Prison Planet/Alex Jones is when he looses all his credibility. When I listen to him he can really excite me, but then there is times when I want to throw something at the TV….and tonight if there was a shoe near by my TV would have fallen off the wall!
Well, that oughta cinch that failed campaign run again.
“Al-Qaeda’s own useful idiot”.
Via Political Wire:
A new Economist/YouGov poll shows Rick Perry with a solid lead for the GOP presidential nomination at 29%, followed by Mitt Romney at 13%, Rudy Giuliani at 9%, and Sarah Palin at 8%, Ron Paul at 8%, Michele Bachmann at 5%, Jon Huntsman at 5% and Herman Cain at 5%.
Or as the real Barack Obama calls it, “wealth redistribution.”
CALHOUN COUNTY, Mich. (WOOD) — The Southern Michigan Bank and Trust in Tekonsha was robbed on Thursday morning.
According to the Calhoun County Sheriff’s Office, bank personnel said that a male suspect entered the bank at about 11:30 a.m. and pointed a gun at employees. The suspect escaped through the front door with cash from the bank and to a parked car nearby.
The suspect is being described as a male, between 6’2? and 6’3?, and about 160 lbs. He was wearing a blue hooded jacket with a white stripe on the back, dark pants, gloves, tennis shoes, and a Halloween mask.
Detectives told 24 Hour News 8 that the robber may have been wearing a President Obama mask.
The vehicle was described by witnesses as a white car from the mid-1990s with a grey or dark panel on the lower section.
Hat Tip To Kickin’ And Screamin’
Read It And Weap
Obama Added More to the National Debt in the First 19 Months Than All Presidents from Washington Through Reagan Combined, Says Gov’t Data, By Terence P. Jeffrey, Wednesday, September 08, 2010 —
“In the first 19 months of the Obama administration, the federal debt held by the public increased by $2.5260 trillion, which is more than the cumulative total of the national debt held by the public that was amassed by all U.S. presidents from George Washington through Ronald Reagan.”
Hat Tip To: bifnarb
I say BAN ALL the politician, including Bloomberg to make room for the ‘clergy and ‘first responders”……This is the very thing that the murdering ‘radical’ Muslims responsible for the deaths of over 3,000 people want, and the next thing they want is the building of their MOSQUE to continue, along with mayor Bloomberg who has vigorously, VIGOROUSLY (to put it mildly) who defended the construction of a MOSQUE, their reminder to us, who killed the innocent people in the buildings of The World Trade Center! DISGUSTING to say the least!….PM
This walk-in refrigerator at The White House is huge!
Oh, shut up and lighten up … I know you’re laughing!!!
This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX
Nov 18, 2010.
“Put me in charge . . .”
Put me in
charge of food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash
for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for 50-pound bags of
rice and beans, blocks of cheese, and all the powdered milk
you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then
get a job.
Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first
thing I’d do is to get women Norplant birth control implants
or tubal ligations. Then, we’ll test ALL recipients for drugs,
alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos
piercings. If you want to reproduce, or use drugs,
alcohol, smoke, or get tats and piercings, then get a
Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live
in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a
clean and good state of repair. Your “home” will be subject to
inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If
you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own
In addition, you will either present a check
stub from a job each week or you will report to a “government”
job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and
repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will
sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires, and your
blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the
Before you write that I’ve violated
someone’s rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary.
If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that
this would be “demeaning” and ruin their “self
consider that it wasn’t that long ago that taking
someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was
demeaning and lowered self esteem.
If we are expected
to pay for other people’s mistakes, we should at least attempt
to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system
rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.
While you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE!
Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of
interest. You will
voluntarily remove yourself from voting
while you are receiving a Gov’t welfare check. If you want to
vote, then get a job.
On May 26, 2011, the White House posted this video praising Solyndra as a Recovery Act success story.
But, there’s more…
Top Obama bundler George Kaiser made multiple visits to the White House in the months before the company was granted a $535 million loan from the government. And top Solyndra officials also made numerous visits — 20 — to the White House, according to logs and reporting by The Daily Caller. Solyndra officials in the logs included chairman and founder Christian Gronet and board members Thomas Baruch and David Prend. The company secured the $535 million loan despite the fact that it was widely known Solyndra was in deep economic trouble and had negative cash flows since its inception.
81-year-old Joy Tomkins of Downham Market, Norfolk, wanted to make sure no one tried to bring her back from the dead, so she did what any normal grandmother of six would do: She had “Do Not Resuscitate” tattooed on her chest.
“I do not want to be half dead, I want to be fully dead,” said Tomkins, who suffers from arthritis, Reynard’s disease, and diabetes. “I’m afraid the medical profession will, with the best of intentions, keep me alive when I don’t want to be alive.”
Despite her wishes, a General Medical Council spokesman said Tomkins’ ink will likely be ignored. “Mrs Tomkins’ tattoo would not be enough information by itself for a doctor to make this decision on in an emergency.”
Union goon assaults reporters with KGW outside the International Longshore and Warehouse Union
(ILWU Local 21) in Longview, Washington.
“Fu** You, C*cks*cker!”
Hat Tip To The …. All American Blogger:
The local media was outside of the International Longshore and Warehouse Union (ILWU Local 21) offices in Longview, Washington gathering interviews and b-roll.
Here’s what happened when one of the union members, who said his name was “F*ck You C*cksucker,” came outside to discuss their possible trespassing:
So why is it that Uncle Omar, under deportation order, was freed from jail?
Now just imagine how the Kept-Whores in the media would be frothing at the mouth if this happened under a republican president!
Officials released President Obama’s uncle from Plymouth County jail yesterday after holding him for more than two weeks on an immigration retainer for violating an order to return to his native Kenya in 1992.
US officials refused to disclose any other information about Onyango Obama, who remained in the United States undetected until Framingham police arrested him Aug. 24 on drunken driving and other charges.
Yesterday, federal immigration officials refused to say whether the 67-year-old Framingham resident posted bond, whether they are keeping track of his whereabouts, or even whether they are still seeking his deportation, raising questions about public accountability in the case.
The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement website confirmed Obama’s release by listing him as “not in custody.’’
Although the website confirmed it, Brian P. Hale, an agency spokesman, said he would not comment on the case because privacy laws and the agency’s policies prohibit it. He said the database is accurate, however.
As a result of the immigration agency’s refusal to discuss the case, it is unclear what happened to Obama after he left the Plymouth County House of Correction – or whether he could be returned to jail.
Pictures below by Papa Mike
Recall that the Solyndra Corporation, a “green” company loved by Obama and the left, recently declared bankruptcy.
Well, it’s gotten worse.
White House records confirm all the visits and now the FBI are investigating:
FBI agents armed with search warrants descended this morning on bankrupt solar company Solynrda this morning.
The investigation comes after a request by the Department of Energy’s inspector general, FBI spokesman Peter Lee told NBC Bay Area News.
Agents arrived at 7a.m. and are examining the factory. Solynrda has a skeleton crew of 100 workers on the scene, closing the factory down. A CNBC photographer on the scene says the FBI has promised a press conference. An agency spokesperson at its San Francisco headquarters says he’s unaware of any such plans.
Solyndra filed for bankruptcy last week, shocking both workers and the Obama administration, which had given the startup hundreds of millions of dollars in low interest loans. Congress has demanded a hearing into the matter.
And it looks like the Senate and the House will be investigating.
Hat Tip To KICKIN’ AND SCREAMIN’
Last night HUNDREDS of AFL-CIO “Union Thugs” took over the Longview port near Seattle WA… they held 6 security guards for several hours… threatened them with bats and irons…Closed the Seattle and Everett ports for hours…
And, Guess who Obama has invited as his guest tonight???… the head of this great group of AFL-CIO men Richard Trumpka!!!!!
Hat Tip To Denise!
Longshoremen storm Wash. state port
LONGVIEW, Wash. (AP) — Hundreds of Longshoremen stormed the Port of Longview early Thursday, overpowered and held security guards, damaged railroad cars, and dumped grain that is the center of a labor dispute, said Longview Police Chief Jim Duscha.
Six guards were held hostage for a couple of hours after 500 or more Longshoremen broke down gates about 4:30 a.m. and smashed windows in the guard shack, he said.
Judge Warns Wash. Union To Halt Illegal Tactics
I already knew I was dumber than the fifth graders…but now it’s the preschoolers.
Which way is the bus below traveling?
To the left or to the right?
Can’t make up your mind? Look carefully at the picture again..
Still don’t know?
Pre-schoolers all over the United States
were shown this picture and asked the same question.
90% of the pre-schoolers gave this answer.
“The bus is traveling to the left.”
When asked, “Why do you think the bus is traveling to the left?”
“Because you can’t see the door to get on the bus.”
How do you feel now ???
I know, me too.
Have a nice day!
This upcoming election is gonna be one of the most vicious campaigns that we will ever see. The left cannot let Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade run on his record so the only way they’ll be able to win is to engage in dirty tactics and smear the eventual winner of the Republican nomination process.
Expect the race card to be used early and often. The next fourteen months are gonna be ugly and disgusting.
Hat Tip…. To The Grouchy Old Cripple
Once again, the Mongrel-in-Chief, true to his liberal form and whiney petulant self, blames everyone but himself for his own low poll numbers:
What a vile and arrogant little weasel of a man Obama is.
White House officials said Tuesday that President Obama’s approval ratings are dropping because Americans are furious with Washington in general.
But even as White House press secretary Jay Carney blasted political obstruction and game-playing, he declined to disavow comments Teamsters President James Hoffa made at a rally Monday, calling Tea Party members “sons of bitches.”
Carney, like the rest of the White House, kept his focus on Thursday’s jobs speech instead, saying that Obama did not hear Hoffa’s remarks and that Hoffa speaks for himself.
Thursday’s jobs speech has reached epic expectations. Carney said Obama will be unveiling new proposals that will have a “direct and immediate” impact on the economy, creating jobs right away.
House Republican leaders sent a letter to Obama on Tuesday, outlining areas where they think they can work with the president to create jobs. In the letter, House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) and Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) suggested a meeting or consultation with Obama.
Carney would not rule out a meeting, but indicated that Obama had already enjoyed enough consultation before his speech.
The White House appeared ready to rebound from last week’s embarrassment, when Boehner denied Obama’s request to address a joint session of Congress on Wednesday instead of Thursday.
Carney focused the daily briefing almost entirely on jobs and congressional inaction, the two early hallmarks of the Obama 2012 campaign.
Obama’s high-30s approval ratings, Carney said, are a reflection of “a high reservoir of skepticism toward Washington in general.”
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon’s decision to take advantage of President Obama’s scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon’s management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for.
At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon’s wife in the shower
Hat Tip To Denise!
1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
6. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach.
11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
15. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
16. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better.. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.
Thanks, Walter Cronkite!
How true, our media is still the worst Enemy that we have.
Never underestimate the power of the true enemy. Always know who the true enemy is…
A REMINDER IN HISTORY
General VoNguyen Giap.
General Giap was a brilliant, highly respected leader
of the North Vietnam military. The following quote
is from his memoirs currently found in the
Vietnam war memorial in Hanoi :
‘What we still don’t understand is why you Americans
stopped the bombing of Hanoi. You had us on the
ropes. If you had pressed us a little harder,
just for another day or two, we were ready
to surrender! It was the same at the
battle of TET. You defeated us!
We knew it, and we thought
you knew it.
But we were elated to notice your media was
helping us. They were causing more disruption in
America than we could in the battlefields. We
were ready to surrender. You had won!’
General Giap has published his memoirs and confirmed
what most Americans knew. The Vietnam war was not
lost in Vietnam — it was lost at home. The
same slippery slope, sponsored by the U.S. media,
is currently underway. It exposes the
enormous power of a Biased Media to
cut out the heart and will of
the American public.
A truism worthy of note: . . . Do not fear the enemy,
for they can take only your life.
Fear the media,
for they will destroy your honor.