A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little girl. She wanted to know what the United States looked like. Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to her and said, ‘Go into the other room and see if you can put this together.
After a few minutes, she returned and handed him the map, correctly fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly..
‘Oh,’ she said, ‘on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, Then our country just came together.’
Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: “You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100.”
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: “Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?”
One diplomat replied: “More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here, and just 3 days later, he rose from the dead. We simply can’t take that chance”.
She reads a koran and burns it page by page. Her sign-off is priceless:
She gives her name and address and tells anyone who “wants a piece
of me to come and get it.”
A young woman in Colorado named Ann Barnhardt watched Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) holding forth on television yesterday about the necessity for rolling back the First Amendment in order not to anger Muslims. This did not sit well with her, and she made a two-part video for YouTube expressing her outrage, and vigorously affirming her right to patriotic dissent.
She declares herself strongly at the beginning of the first video:
Hello, my name is Ann Barnhardt, and I am apparently one of the very, very last people left in Western Civilization who possesses any quantity of brains and balls simultaneously.
And it gets even better after that. The second video shows her tearing out pages — bookmarked with strips of bacon — from the Koran, and burning them one by one.
I don’t always regard Koran-burning as an effective tactic, although I fully support anyone who decides to do it. However, in this case I heartily approve of Ms. Barnhardt’s actions, because she does the job properly: she reads a relevant verse from the page before tearing it out and consigning it to hellfire.
The verses she recites include 4:34 (beating your wife), the Sword Surah, some of the “smite their necks” ayats, and all those promises of sweet young boys like clear pearls for the believers who make it to paradise.
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Hubert Schlafly, the inventor of the teleprompter, died April 20th at the age of 91. When he heard the news of Hubert’s passing, President Obama was reported to be …
Proof Obama’s 4/27/11 “Long Form Certificate of Birth” is Forged!
Check out these very sad pictures of what the Obama administration has done to our country and he wants another 4 years to even make these pictures look worse!
RealtyTrac is out with the total foreclosure numbers for 2010.
On the whole things are getting worse 72 percent of major metro areas saw an increase in foreclosure volume.
Although some of the worst hit areas in Nevada, California and Florida improved from 2009, the foreclosure rate in these areas remains shockingly high.
If not for some foreclosure suspensions due to the rob signing scandal, these numbers would have been higher.
For a frightening way to visualize the foreclosure crisis, we’re borrowing a Google maps technique described by Barry Ritholtz.
Another issue with the so called birth certificate released by the White House, the listed place of birth is “Kapi’olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital”. I find that INCREDIBLY odd.
If you want to know more about that hospital, here is a page on its website that describes its background:
Notice that Kapi’olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital, which is the hospital in question that is listed on the President’s birth certificate, didn’t even exist in 1961. It didn’t come into existence until 1978. Before then, there were two hospitals, Kauikeolani Children’s Hospital and Kapi‘olani Maternity Home.
The hospital’s OWN WEBSITE says that those two hospitals merged in 1978 to become the one single hospital that is listed on the document the White House released as being the official birth certificate.
How in the world, in 1961, could anyone have known that 17 years later, a merger between two hospitals was going to happen, and list the yet-to-be-formed hospital on the President’s birth certificate?
I don’t have an answer to that, and I’m not sure that anyone does. This is very telling isn’t it?
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament. At first I said,
“Naaahhh! I already play 3 times a week.” Then they said to me “Come on,
it’s for handicapped and blind kids.”
Then I thought…………Hell’s bells, I could win this thing.
Please listen to this… this man explains how this birth certificate was assembled… not real! aha!!!
When Obama released this so called birth certificate… and remember it is actually a “certificate of live birth”… not the same thing… but, he said in a joking mood that he is tired of this birthing talk…
Like it is not important to the people that our president is actually not qualified to be president of our country… like it is none of our business… the audacity of this man never ceases to amaze me… take a listen…
Last year Obama flew in Air Force One 172 times, almost every other day.
White House officials have been telling reporters in recent days that the Democrat doesn’t intend to hang around the White House quite so much in 2011. They explain he wants to get out more around the country because, as everyone knows, that midterm election shellacking on Nov. 2 had nothing to do with his health care bill, over-spending or other policies, and everything to do with Obama’s not adequately explaining himself to his countrymen and women.
And with only 673 days remaining in Obama’s never ending presidential campaign, the incumbent’s travel pace will not likely slacken.
At an Air Force-estimated cost of $181,757 per flight HOUR (not to mention the additional travel costs of Marine One, Secret Service, logistics and local police overtime), that’s a lot of frequent flier dollars going into Obama’s carbon footprint.
We are privy to some of these numbers thanks to CBS’ Mark Knoller, a bearded national treasure trove of presidential stats. According to Knoller’s copious notes, during the last year, Obama made 65 domestic trips over 104 days, and six trips to eight countries over 22 days. Not counting six vacation trips over 32 days.
He took 196 helicopter trips, signed 203 pieces of legislation and squeezed in 29 rounds of left-handed golf.
Obama last year gave 491 speeches, remarks or statements. That’s more talking than goes on in some entire families, at least from fatherly mouths.
In fact, even including the 24 days of 2010 that we never saw Obama in public, his speaking works out to about one official utterance every 11 waking hours. Aides indicate the “Real Good Talker” believes we need more.
Related: Obama spends nearly half his presidency outside Washington, plans to travel more
Related: Vacationer-in-Chief Spends $1.75 Million to Visit Hawaiian Chums
Obama has spent over $100 million taxpayer dollars flying around in Air Force One, and probably another $100 million on his entourage. Obama is just another tin-pot dictator living lavishly at the expense of his subjects.
and remember how the liberal press used to make such a big deal on Bush’s working vacations in Crawford??????
And we seniors have to “tighten our belts” because we aren’t getting a COLA again this year… and none last year!
THANKS TO ALL WHO HELPED PUT THIS GREEDY WINDBAG IN OFFICE!!
BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME!!
Words can’t describe this AWESOME video!
Can you imagine what would happen if someone would try singing this on ANY other music award show other than country? The ‘Liberal Dimocratic networks would NOT allow Carrie to sing this song…. It would NEVER happen!
The person in this video is a professor (Ph.D.) at Yavapai College in Prescott, Arizona. He puts a different spin on what Obama is doing to help Arizona and he repeats the important parts and speaks slowly enough to allow you to follow what he’s saying;
Must be why he’s rated highly by his students – 3.8 on a 4.0 scale. This may be the best video produced on the illegal alien problems that are being experienced.
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Silverado 2011, 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new “feel” before they become extinct…
The salesman (a black man wearing an Obama “change” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its “wonderful” options.. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck. I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership… Damn guy had no sense of humor.
ACTUAL PASSPORT APPLICATION LETTER SENT BACK TO STATE DEPARTMENT
Dear Mrs. Ms. or Sir:
I am in the process of renewing my passport and still cannot believe this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable TV from them in 1987 (23 years ago), and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? Ever heard of computers? My birth date you have in my social security file. It’s on EVERY income tax form I’ve filed for the past 30 years. It’s on my Medicare health insurance card and my driver’s license, It’s on the last eight damn passports I’ve had, It’s on every stupid customs declaration form I’ve had to fill out before being allowed off the plane for the last 30 years. And it’s on all those census forms that we have to do at election times.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother’s name is Maryanne, my father’s name is Robert and I’m reasonably confident that neither name is likely to change between now and when I die. Between you an’ me, I’ve had enough of this bureaucratic bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my #*&#%*&address. What is going on? You must have a gang of bureaucratic Neanderthal morons working there!
Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? And “No,” I don’t want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a damn whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I’d sure as hell not want to tell anyone! Well, I have to go now because I have to go to the other end of the city and get another #*@&#^@*@& copy of my birth certificate to the tune of $100.
Would it be so difficult to have all the services in the same area so I could get a new passport the same day? Nooooo, that would require planning and organization. And it would be too logical for the @&^*^%@%government. You’d rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off. Then, we have to find some ass hole to confirm that it’s really me in the damn picture – you know, the one where we’re not allowed to smile……Hey, you know why we can’t smile? We’re totally pissed off!
Signed – An Irate Citizen.
P.S.: Remember what I wrote about getting someone to confirm that the picture is me? Well, my family has been in the United States of America since 1776. I have served in the military for something over 35 years and have had security clearances up the ying yang.. However, I have to get someone important to verify who I am – you know, someone like my doctor…….. WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA !
And you ass holes want to run our health care system????
Chrome OS is still in the works, and even when it launches, you might not need one of the specialty netbooks that run it. Make the Chrome browser you already have productive enough to do whatever you need instead—and hit Full Screen if you need less distraction.
What will you get out of this guide? Hopefully, you’ll find out that Chrome can do a lot more than you gave it credit for, with the help of some great extensions and webapps. Even if you’re on a borrowed computer, you’ll have a handy means of loading up your favorite sites and utilities and getting things done.
I’ve previously provided some advice on working and doing personal browsing completely inside Chrome—I did it for six days, and still recommend the links and extensions detailed there. Since then, I’ve still been doing most of my work inside Chrome—writing, editing photos, managing email and calendars, organizing groups, and all kinds of chat and communication apps. Chrome can do a lot more than browse the web, in other words, but not by default.
Upgrade Chrome’s Basic Powers
Christians Do NOT Take Their Shoes Off!
The media and the blogosphere are abuzz with dumbfounded reactions to the White House’s snub of Christians during the weekend. No presidential proclamation celebrating Christianity’s highest holy day of Easter was issued, compounded by the White House chief spokesman’s scoffing response to reporters’ questions about the omission.
As Fox News noted on Monday, “By comparison, the White House has released statements recognizing the observance of major Muslim holidays and released statements in 2010 on Ramadan, Eid-ul-Fitr, Hajj, and Eid-ul-Adha.” On top of neglecting Easter, the president “also failed to release a statement marking Good Friday.” The White House did, however, “release an eight-paragraph statement heralding Earth Day,” which fell on Good Friday.
A year ago, Obama was criticized for issuing an all-inclusive greeting that did not salute Christians exclusively but mentioned Hindus, Jews, Muslims, and even non-believers. “All of us are striving to make a way in this world,” the president said at Eastertime in 2010, “to build a purposeful and fulfilling life in the fleeting time we have here.” He called such sentiments “aspirations at the heart of Judaism, at the heart of Christianity, at the heart of all the world’s great religions.”